Showing posts with label Christmas. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Christmas. Show all posts

Saturday, November 2, 2024

Cover Reveal and Chapter 2 of Have Yourself a Merry Christmas Murder

 by

Scott D. Parker

I'd like to share the cover of the new book as well as Chapter 2. The ebook goes on sale Tuesday, 5 November, and you can preorder today

Here's the cover!


Like I have on prior books, I worked with designers via 99Designs.com. The final design, created by Joy at practiqaldiseno.com, was spot on with what I had in mind. 

Chapter 2 - Liquid Encouragement

The town of Vargas, Texas, was a typical town in the southern Hill Country, an area west of Austin and San Antonio about ninety miles. Few of the buildings in and around the town square were larger than two stories, the grain silos next to the old railroad station being the exception. The buildings came in one of two major structurals varieties: post-Civil War Victorian or pre-Depression. The Twentieth Century buildings were almost all a dull brown brick, giving the city a general look of a town in the Rust Belt. 

“Well, doesn’t this look quaint,” Alex said as he slowed his car to match the posted speed limit just on the city’s outskirts.

“That’s one word for it.” Lauren realized she was breathing through her mouth and closed it. Her lips formed a thin line. “Glad you’re going the speed limit. Not a lot of local income around here so the sheriff is active on speed traps. We get a lot of tourists who pass through here and if they don’t obey the speed limits, he’ll ticket them.”

“Sounds typically small town.”

 “Austin is a small town considering you grew up in Dallas,” Lauren chided. 

“Hey, I’m a big city boy. What can I say?” He stopped the car at a red light. “And Austin’s way bigger than when my dad went to school there. He’s from Houston and he thought he was going to a small town when he attended UT in the late Eighties. He went back last year after almost twenty years away. Barely recognized anything.” He pointed out the windshield. “Speaking of which, anything here you recognize?”

“Everything.”

“Well, then, how about a verbal tour.” The light changed and Alex eased the car forward. “How about that? It’s not every day you see a fountain in a city park.” 

As the car passed a small bridge, off to the left was a large open space. The river flowed south through it, meandering in a gentle arc. Immediately below the bridge, the city had erected short cement walls along the banks. The bricks of the bridge and the fieldhouse on the far side all matched the brown of the Depression. In the middle of the river was a fountain, shooting water straight up forty feet into the air. The breeze caught the water and rained it back onto the surface of the river.

“Hang on a minute,” Alex said, slowing down, “what in the world is that?”

“That,” Lauren said, “is the site of our town’s Christmas party.”

On the east side of the river, garish red-and-green ornaments hung from the street lamps. Some of the light poles also featured oversized Christmas ornaments. Red, green, and silver streamers dangled from the branches of a large Christmas tree. The tree sat halfway between the bridge and the field house. Large boxes made to resemble presents were expertly situated at the base of the tree and next to a small wooden stage. On top of the stage was a red canopy and a lectern was ready for someone to speak. Behind the lecturn, empty chairs and music stands sat idle waiting for the musicians. 

On the west side, a large temporary structure was built. It resembled a manger scene from the Bible, complete with a wooden roof and support structures that looked like any strong wind might knock it down. The area was surrounded by a wooden fence. Light-brown hay was scattered inside the fenced-in area with a pathway marked for people.

“I’ve seen live manger scenes all over the place. Hell, I’ve even been in a few when I was growing up. Just like Sherman in the Peanuts cartoon, I was always a shepherd. Even had to wrangle a goat one year. But this,” he extended his hand Vanna White style in the direction of the park, “this is something else.”

“Yeah, well, thank my mom for that.”

Alex turned back his attention to the road. “Seriously? Your mom did that?”

Lauren screwed up her face. “Well, she didn’t start it, but she made it bigger than it ever was.” She took another sip from her water bottle. “Mom’s not from here. She’s from San Antonio, but when she and dad moved out west and started their company, she chafed at all the small town stuff. She hated Midland, where they started, and pretty much hated most of the small towns we lived in while the oil business boomed and busted. Finally, they decided to settle here, in Vargas, dad’s hometown.”

“Why?” 

“Wine. My mom loves wine and she used part of the income to establish the Cross Vineyard. She figured if she was going to be stuck in small towns for the rest of her life, she might as well do something she really loves. And mom loves wine. The Hill Country’s good for that, so, here we set down roots.” She sat silent for a few moments. “Dad had the oil company and golf. Mom had the winery. Michael and Sophie and Ethan all went into the family business.”

“And Lauren?” Alex asked. “Why isn’t Lauren working for the family business?”

She sniffed. “Because when I moved away, I realized I didn’t want to go back.”

He indicated a local bar-be-que restaurant. “Is that the only BBQ joint in town?”

Lauren didn’t have to look to know which eatery he meant. “No, that’s Joe’s bar-be-que. He’s not the only one, but he’s the best. Well, actually, second best, if you go by the contest we have every year on Memorial Day. Angel Gomez beat him a couple of years ago and has not let anyone forget it. Joe hasn’t forgotten it either. If you meet him, the over and under for him bringing up that contest is about three minutes.”

Alex chuckled. “Sounds kinda nice.”

“What does?”

“The small town life. You know, like the Mellencamp song. Or the Cheers theme song. Where everybody knows your name.”

Lauren shook her head. Bittersweet memories came to her, the good times, the bad times, and those in between. “It has its moments, I’ll grant you. There are some great things about a small town. But I’m really glad not to be living here.” She chuckled. “Back in the Eighties when that song came out, my brother would ask mom about it, her thoughts about being something like an LA doll who moved to the small town. Know what her response was? She never truly became a small town girl like Mellencamp’s lady in the song.” 

Alex shrugged. “Well, I’m not sure I could be a small town boy either.”

The memory of her brother relating that story flashed in front of her eyes. Michael told Lauren the story one of the times he came back for Christmas after he had moved away and married. Lauren still lived at home, was still in high school. Michael’s face was wistful, partly from memory and partly from the beer he had consumed that day. He held back what he really wanted to say, she could tell. But he had said enough. It explained why their parents fought from time to time. It wasn’t the only reason, but it was always just under the surface.

“Hey,” Lauren said, “pull over at the next intersection.”

“We don’t need gas,” Alex said.

“Not that. The liquor store just past the station.”

Alex cantered his head, turned on his signal, and eased into the parking lot. The liquor store sat on its own. Through the glass storefront, black iron bars peeked out. Neon beer signs were turned off during the day, but all could easily be read. The major brands were accounted for as was Texas’s own Shiner Brewery. 

Lauren unbuckled her seatbelt and opened the door after Alex parked. She glanced back at him over her shoulder. “I know mom’s got her bar fully stocked, but this is for me. I don’t want her or my sister or my sister-in-law to comment on how much I might need to drink to get through this.”

Alex reached over and touched her shoulder. “Is it really going to be that bad?”

Indicating the liquor store, she smirked. “Not if I have a little liquid encouragement.” She got out and he quickly followed. As she gripped the door handle, she said an inner prayer and hoped Buzz wasn’t working the day shift.

Inside, the store looked like every other liquor store. Rows of wine took up half the shelf space. Beer was stocked in the closed coolers lining the walls. The hard stuff took up the rest. The wall that wasn’t glass or a cooler was wood paneled and as old as the store. There was a mirror with Miller Lite’s logo on the bottom center of the wooden frame. Other neon beer logos hung unlit on the walls. The rest of the wallspace was taken up by framed photos and plaques. Dozens of them. It was to them Alex meandered.

“Don’t look at those,” Lauren said.

“Why?”

“Because if Buzz didn’t phase out old ones, then I’m probably in a few.”

“And now I’m really going to look at them,” Alex said, making a beeline for the photos.

Lauren walked up to the counter. Plastic lotto ticket dispensers took up one half of the counter space. It was from behind it a man’s voice came.

“He hasn’t changed a photo for twenty years.” The creak of a stool and the voice’s owner appeared. The African American stood just shy of six feet. His hair was cut close and merged with his beard and mustache to create one continuous range of hair, most of it sprinkled with gray. The eyes were bright and the smile was broad. He winked at Lauren, then spoke to Alex. “Third row, second from the right. That’s the one you want.”

“Don’t,” Lauren said through her own broad grin. 

“I already did,” came his response.

Alex meandered over to the picture in question. He leaned in, squinting his eyes, and then his own broad grin broke out over his face.

“Oh my God, you’re so young,” he said, pointing to the picture. “What are you, a senior?”

“Yup,” the man said. “Homecoming queen.” He gestured at Lauren who only shrugged. “As if there was any doubt that year. Prettiest girl in school, which made her the prettiest girl in town. Miss Lauren Cross.”

Taken up by the moment, Lauren mimicked a courtesy. “How are you doing, Mr. Washington?”

“How many times have I asked you to call me Darrel?”

“Doesn’t matter how old I get, you’ll always be Mr. Washington to me.”

Darrel inclined his head to her. “Fair enough. You in town for the city’s Christmas festival?”

Lauren rolled her eyes. “Yeah. And mom’s party tonight. She was quite insistent and you know how she gets when she gets insistent.”

“I do indeed.” He tapped the counter with his finger. “Did you know your old friend, Kelsey, is in charge of the decorations down at the park and the banners on the square?”

Lauren thought back. A year younger than Lauren, Kelsey Ritter ended up staying in town and marrying Jack Ritter, a guy from Lauren’s grade. She had seen Kelsey back in July at the Independence Day town party, but only briefly. 

“Oh yeah?”

“Yes, indeed. She’s doing great work, too. Getting lots of people involved. Even got my wife off her rehab chair and working on those banners for the downtown street lamps.”

Lauren frowned. “What happened to Miss Vivian?”

“Twisted her knee going down stairs of our front porch. It was wet, her shoes were slippery, and she just crashed down. I saw it happen but couldn’t do a damn thing except call 9-1-1. Was in rehab all September and October. Only got clearance around Thanksgiving. Didn’t matter if she got clearance or not, she was gonna host the big dinner no matter what.”

Grinning at what she knew of Vivian Washington, Lauren said, “I bet it was one hell of a great dinner.”

“The best ever. All the kids came home, brought their spouses and grandkids. Great day. A great day.” He tapped the counter again and lowered his voice. “So who’s that young man?”

Lauren’s grin broadened. “His name is Alex Morgan. We’ve been dating for about a month.”

“A month and he’s already coming home to meet the family.” Darrel made a show of standing back as if he had just seen something remarkable. “That’s pretty good. Fast, but good.”

“I know,” Lauren said, lowering her voice, “but I really needed someone who would have my back this weekend.” She lowered her voice even further. “I don’t really want to go home and see all of them.”

Darrel nodded sagely. “I know why you say that, Miss Lauren, but family is family. Even when you don’t like ‘em, you still gotta love ‘em. And it can be hard. Damn hard. But you’ll get through it. I’m certain.” He cocked his head behind his shoulder to the smaller bottles on the shelves. “Which one of these do you want to help smooth out the rough patches?”

“Mom’ll have more than enough gin for dozens of martinis, so let’s go with Dewer’s.”

Darrel pulled the thin bottle of scotch from the shelf and slid it over to Lauren.

“How much?”

“On the house.”

“Mr. Washington, I can’t do that. You know.”

Darrel beamed at her and rang up the purchase on the register. “I know. You’re made like that. Honest.” He told her the amount and she passed him her credit card. He scanned it and returned it to her. He wrapped the scotch in a brown wrapper and handed it to her as Alex sidled up.

“Young man,” Darrel said, his voice taking on a somber yet light tone, “you do right by Miss Lauren and she’ll do right by you.” He pointed at the bottle. “And make sure you have her back this weekend so she won’t have to drink all that.” He winked.

“I will, sir.” He hooked his thumb back to the wall of photos. “And thanks for pointing out the right one. Pretty funny to see her so many years ago.”

Darrel’s brows furrowed. “Wait a second. Isn’t your birthday around Christmas?”

Another eye roll from Lauren. “Christmas Eve. The birthday no one remembers.”

Darrel jerked his thumbs at his chest. “I remembered. Mr. Morgan here remembers. As long as someone remembers, ain’t that enough?”

“I guess. But I’ll be back in Austin by then and my friends are planning something big.” She grinned. “It’s good to have friends.”

“And family,” Darrel said. “Family is important, too.” 

“Yeah, sure.” She held up the bottle. “And it’ll be easier with this.” 

“And me,” Alex said, playfully sounding hurt.

Lauren bumped his shoulder with hers. “And you, too. We’ll just see which one I turn to most.”

Saturday, December 16, 2023

It's a Good Thing the Crooks Are Not Very Smart in The Christmas Thief

by
Scott D. Parker

Gather ‘round kids and let me tell about something we had back in the day. Here in Houston, there was a store that let you rent audiobooks just like Blockbuster. T’was a great store, especially in the days before digital audiobooks are everywhere.

One of the books I listened to decades ago was The Christmas Thief by Mary Higgins Clark and her daughter, Carol Higgins Clark. What I didn’t know then was that this was the second Christmas novel that Mary and Carol wrote together. What made these books special—other than the mother/daughter relationship—was the crossover aspect of the stories.

One of Mary’s series featured lottery winner, Alvirah Meehan, and her husband Willy. She cleaned houses in New York while Willy was a plumber. They starred in four standalone novels before the four Christmas novels.

On Carol’s side, there was Reagan Reilly, a private investigator. In the first book, Deck the Halls, Reagan meets Alvirah at a dentist’s office and quickly get wrapped up in the kidnapping of Reagan’s dad and his driver.

Here in The Christmas Thief, all the characters are friends now, and they are planning a trip to Stowe, Vermont. Alvirah and Willy want to see the maple tree their lawyers bought for them—what do you buy lottery winners for Christmas—and they bring along Opal. She’s a fellow lottery winner who ran into some bad luck. Twelve years ago, Opal invested her lottery winnings with Packy Noonan, a guy who swindled Opal and other senior citizens out of their money.

Packy’s done his time and now he’s getting out of prison with a single-minded goal: travel up to Stowe and retrieve a flask full of uncut diamonds worth over $70 million and escape to Brazil.

Here’s the catch: unbeknownst to Packy, “his” tree has actually been selected to be used as the Rockefeller Center Christmas tree. Now, the con has to figure out how to get his diamonds without anybody the wiser. That proves harder than he bargained for when all the characters show up in Stowe.

Carol Higgins Clark narrates the audiobook which I was able to find after extensive searching. She does a good job with the different New England accents. The story itself would make a fun TV movie. There’s not a lot of peril and some of Packy’s cohorts are just not that smart. I have to admit that I “cast” a certain actor as Packy as I listened to this book. He’s one of the Wet Bandits from Home Alone, and having this actor in mind made the story even better.

I’m always on the lookout for Christmas stories and now I’ve read two of the four books by Mary and Carol. I love crossovers and now I think I’ll try some of the non-Christmas books by these two gifted storytellers.

Saturday, December 9, 2023

So That's What It's Like to Live With Your Imaginary Characters

by

Scott D. Parker

Have you ever wondered what it’s like to be a writer wrestling with a story? Well, have I got a movie for you.

When I first learned there was a movie based on the non-fiction book The Man Who Invented Christmas by Les Standiford (my review), I wondered if it wasn’t merely a documentary. To some degree, it is, seeing as how the movie is based on the actual events of how Charles Dickens came to write A Christmas Carol in only six weeks and publish it on his own. But the movie is more. It is a visual representation of how writers create their characters, how said characters can take over an author’s imagination, and end up becoming something more.

The movie opens in October 1843. Dickens’s finances are not what they once were, with Martin Chuzzlewit not performing as well as Oliver Twist. Add to that the author’s blank-page syndrome: he doesn’t know what next to write. When he happens upon the idea of a Christmas story, his publisher scoffs at the idea. The production time alone makes the notion a non-starter to say nothing of the fact that Dickens had not written a single word. Nevertheless, the thirty-one-year-old author charges ahead.

Anyone familiar with the novel or any of the screen adaptations will enjoy witnessing Dickens encountering various bits of dialogue in his everyday life. The famous line about the poor houses is uttered by a rich patron who dislikes Dickens populating his stories with “them,” the poor. He sees a jolly couple dancing in the dirty streets and envisions Fezziwig and his wife. And, at a funeral, he sees a man, played by Christopher Plummer, who becomes the physical embodiment of Ebenezer Scrooge.

Seeing Dickens struggle with crafting the name for his main character is fun, particularly when Dickens, as played wonderfully by Dan Stevens, zeroes in on the name itself. “Scrooge.” The look on Stevens’s face is like “Of course that’s the name.” I don’t know about you writers out there, but coming up with a name for main characters can be difficult.

But the movie really takes off when Dickens begins interacting with his creations. Plummer’s Scrooge has multiple dialogues with Dickens, and the two actors play off each other well. Stevens possesses a certain manic quality not present in his role on Downton Abbey. I could easily see him starring in screwball comedies the likes of which that made Cary Grant a star.

As any writer will tell you, when you are deep in a novel, the moments are few when you are not thinking about the story. Sitting in traffic? Check. Shopping at the grocery store? Check. Watching a TV where you’re suppose to care about that story? Check. It happens all the time. So it was utterly charming when the movie portrays Dickens’s characters actually showing up in places he least expected it.

Credit the movie also with some genuine tension. The mere fact there’s a movie devoted to this book’s creation means you know Dickens completed the book. However, the movie effectively showed his struggle with the ending just well enough that you might start to wonder if Boz would get it done.

I’m not enough of a Dickensian to know if the author truly had a different ending to his Carol or not, but the movie plays with that concept. Dickens wondered if someone like Scrooge could really turn around his life in only one night. I’d like to think that almost anyone—be it Scrooge, the Grinch, Jimmy Stewart in “It’s a Wonderful Life,” Bill Murray in “Groundhog Day” (and “Scrooge”), or even Nicholas Cage in “Family Man” to name a few—would change.

The Man Who Invented Christmas is a charming, magnificent movie about a remarkable author and a timeless story. I can’t help but wonder if this movie will, in the course of time, became a classic.

Friday, December 1, 2023

Want a New Short Story Everyday for the Christmas Season?

by
Scott D. Parker

We are in December now and the 2023 holiday season has begun. I’ve already been listening to my Christmas albums—always start with Chicago’s three Christmas albums—but made a fun discovery this year: Richard Marx’s “Christmas Spirit.” Boy, is that a fun song, and you simply have to watch the video.

I’ve also started my season’s readings and, for the past past five years, my annual Christmas reading is anchored by an Advent calendar of short stories.

The WMG Holiday Spectacular is the brainchild of veteran author Kristine Kathryn Rusch. She wondered what it would be like to have a new short story each day from Thanksgiving through New Year’s Day. Now, in its fifth year, the WMG Holiday Spectacular is one of the things I look forward every year.

Rusch curates all the stories and is mindful of where in the season certain stories land. There are hard-boiled stories but not during the last days leading up to Christmas. There are other holidays in the season like St. Nicholas’s Day so if one of the authors submitted a story that goes with that day, that’s what you’ll get.

Everyday, you get an email with Rusch’s introduction to that day’s story including genre and mood and link’s to the author’s website. You can read the stories on any device you prefer. I prefer my Kindle Paperwhite but the browser experience is perfectly good. It’s especially good during lunch hours when my Paperwhite is at home and I can’t wait to read a story.

There have been some gems so far. “The Great Tamale Sauce Bakeoff” by Kat Simons mixes romance and cooking while C.H. Hung delivers a great hard-boiled story in “The Dead Ringer.” There are some nice, positive messages from Irette Y. Patterson’s “Tremelo” as well as Rusch’s own “Hidden Treasures.”

If you subscribe today, you’ll get all the stories up to now and then you’ll be in for a treat. If you need the math, it’s $25 for 40 short stories. It’s a no brainer and it’ll help enliven your season all the way to that New Year’s Day hangover.

Saturday, December 11, 2021

Seasons' Readings

by

Scott D. Parker

I love Christmas anthologies. I have my small collection. They run the gamut from SF (Christmas Stars) to classic (Dickens Christmas tales; Christmas Classics) to mystery (Crime for Christmas) to scary (Christmas Ghosts; can't find a link; it's the Hartwell/Cramer one) and Sherlock Holmes (Holmes for the Holidays). I've even got my comics covered with A DC Universe Christmas and Lee Bermejo's Batman: Noel

This year, I've added some cozy Christmas tales like Louise R. Innes Death at Holly Lodge, Holiday Murder by Leslie Meier, and another helping of the Andy Carpenter series by David Rosenfelt.

But when it comes to a book you can read for year, I think there is a top dog: The Big Book of Christmas Mysteries. Released in 2013, this 650-page book has something for everybody.

Agatha Christie opens and closes the book, and in between these bookends, all your favorites are here: Arthur Conan Doyle, G. K. Chesterton, Ellery Queen, Donald Westlake, Isaac Asimov, Ngaio Marsh, Rex Stout, and more.

The stories are broken out by themes such as A Modern Little Christmas, A Puzzling Little Christmas, A Pulpy Little Christmas, and A Traditional Little Christmas. If the stories don't get you, the wonderful cover painting, evoking something from the golden age, certainly will.

A collection this large cannot possibly be finished in one season. I don’t even try. Instead, I dip in for the last eight years, reading a tale here and there. 

I always enjoy making new discoveries, even if the discovery is something older.

Have y’all read through this book? If so, what are your favorite stories?

And what are some of y'all's favorite Christmas stories?

Saturday, December 12, 2020

The Man Who Invented Christmas (Movie), or So That's What It's Like to Live With Your Imaginary Characters

by

Scott D. Parker

Have you ever wondered what it’s like to be a writer wrestling with a story? Well, have I got a movie for you.

When I first learned there was a movie based on the non-fiction book The Man Who Invented Christmas by Les Standiford (my review), I wondered if it wasn’t merely a documentary. To some degree, it is, seeing as how the movie is based on the actual events of how Charles Dickens came to write A Christmas Carol in only six weeks and publish it on his own (yay indie writer). But the movie is more. It is a visual representation of how writers create their characters, how said characters can take over an author’s imagination, and end up becoming something more.

The movie opens in October 1843. Dickens’s finances are not what they once were, with Martin Chuzzlewit not performing as well as Oliver Twist. Add to that the author’s blank-page syndrome: he doesn’t know what next to write. When he happens upon the idea of a Christmas story, his publisher scoffs at the idea. The production time alone makes the notion a non-starter to say nothing of the fact that Dickens had not written a single word. Nevertheless, the thirty-one-year-old author charges ahead.

Anyone familiar with the novel or any of the screen adaptations will enjoy witnessing Dickens encountering various bits of dialogue in his everyday life. The famous line about the poor houses is uttered by a rich patron who dislikes Dickens populating his stories with “them,” the poor. He sees a jolly couple dancing in the dirty streets and envisions Fezziwig and his wife. And, at a funeral, he sees a man, played by Christopher Plummer, who becomes the physical embodiment of Ebenezer Scrooge.

Seeing Dickens struggle with crafting the name for his main character is fun, particularly when Dickens, as played wonderfully by Dan Stevens, zeroes in on the name itself. “Scrooge.” The look on Stevens’s face is like “Of course that’s the name.” I don’t know about you writers out there, but coming up with a name for main characters can be difficult.

But the movie really takes off when Dickens begins interacting with his creations. Plummer’s Scrooge has multiple dialogues with Dickens, and the two actors play off each other well. Stevens possesses a certain manic quality not present in his role on Downton Abbey. I could easily see him starring in screwball comedies the likes of which that made Cary Grant a star.

As any writer will tell you, when you are deep in a novel, the moments are few when you are not thinking about the story. Sitting in traffic? Check. Shopping at the grocery store? Check. Watching a TV where you’re suppose to care about that story? Check. It happens all the time. So it was utterly charming when the movie portrays Dickens’s characters actually showing up in places he least expected it.

Credit the movie also with some genuine tension. The mere fact there’s a movie devoted to this book’s creation means you know Dickens completed the book. However, the movie effectively showed his struggle with the ending just well enough that you might start to wonder if Boz would get it done.

I’m not enough of a Dickensian to know if the author truly had a different ending to his Carol or not, but the movie plays with that concept. Dickens wondered if someone like Scrooge could really turn around his life in only one night. I’d like to think that almost anyone—be it Scrooge, the Grinch, Jimmy Stewart in “It’s a Wonderful Life,” Bill Murray in “Groundhog Day” (and “Scrooges”), or even Nicholas Cage in “Family Man” to name a few—would change.

The Man Who Invented Christmas is a charming, magnificent movie about a remarkable author and a timeless story. I can’t help but wonder if this movie will, in the course of time, became a classic.

Saturday, December 5, 2020

An Advent Calendar of Stories

by
Scott D. Parker

As of today, we have only twenty days until Christmas. Shopping will definitely look different this year. I don’t know about you, but I’ve been ordering many if not most gifts online. Some of the mad rush as we count down the days until the 25th will shift.

In our entryway, we have an Advent calendar. Ours is a homemade one where each day, we get to place an ornament on the tree. There are a myriad of other Advent calendars: Legos, chocolate, wine, you name it.

One of the most unique focuses on stories. Kristine Kathryn Rusch and Dean Wesley Smith have, for the second year in a row, created an Advent calendar type project. Truth is, it started on Thanksgiving day and extends to New Year’s Day, but all that means is extra stories. Rusch and Smith curated lots of stories, sifting out the best ones.

After you sign up via Kickstarter at the level of your choice, you’ll get an email every day. In the email, Rusch writes an introduction and then gives you a BookFunnel link. From there, you can download the story onto the device of your choice. I use my Kobo reader and it works seamlessly.

So, if you are in the mood to get a story a day this Christmas season, head on over to the webpage and sign up. It’ll make each day of this month fly by.

Thursday, December 5, 2019

The Best Go-Kart Ever



It’s that time of year when I think back o the best Christmas gifts I ever got.

This is me, in the late seventies. Re-enacting a scene from “Whatever happened to Baby Jane?” with my father as I drove the Go-Kart I’d gotten for Christmas at him,

Noticeable is the open doors of some of the houses; nobody locked their doors then. Also the almost total absence of cars. I count three, and the sort of red van that was almost invariably used for bank job getaways in British Crime Shows on TV. My dad still lives in the same house, in Dublin, a city that has redefined the phrase upwardly mobile, and faced the terrifying hangover of hubris, but which still, when I return nowadays, finds the entire street seemingly double parked with luxury drives.

I loved that go-kart, and would give the other kids rides – them standing on the rear axle and hanging off the back of the seat. Until the seat snapped off, and the axle started buckling, at which point I was heartbroken.

I guess I should have learned that sometimes, even if it runs the risk of losing you friends, you need to learn to say “No,” before your heart is broken. It would be many more years before I learned that lesson.

But my dad fixed the axle. I think a mallet may have been involved, but since perfectly precise three point turns weren’t the most common manoeuvre in it, the fact that the kart steered “A bit bockety” was never an issue; the lack of a seat, however, was potentially huge, until my dad made a four-sided box from chipboard, lined it with red shag pile carpet (taken, I’m told, from a patch of my bedroom carpet over which he then built a bookcase to hide the gap), and screwed it to the frame, and I had an instant couture kart.

And the fact that I just used the phrase couture kart probably explains why I never had many friends as a kid growing up on the not-so mean (but car-less) streets of south Dublin in the 1970’s.

It wasn’t the best Christmas present ever - picking one from the panoply I have received and continue to receive is an impossible choice. But it hints at the best present ever: Love. Creativity. A family that could fix a broken axle and a smashed seat and get across the lesson: it doesn’t have to be mint condition box-fresh or even cohesive. Whatever it is, it just needs to get you where. You want to be, and to do so in a way that makes you know you’re loved.

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Derek Farrell was raised in Dublin (no shit, Sherlock) and lives, now, in London where he writes The Danny Bird Mysteries, “Death of a Diva,” “Death of a Nobody,” “Death of a Devil,”and  “Death of an Angel” can all be purchased from the usual e-stores or directly from the publisher here The fifth, “Come to Dust,” is available exclusively as a free download from his website derekfarrell.co.uk . The sixth – Death of a Sinner – is a Fahrenheit69 Tete Beche Novella and is published in a joint edition with Jo Perry’s “Everything Happens.” It can be purchased here.


Saturday, December 8, 2018

Christmas Readings and Discoveries

by
Scott D. Parker

I love Christmas anthologies. I have my small collection. They run the gamut from SF (Christmas Stars) to classic (Dickens Christmas tales; Christmas Classics) to mystery (Crime for Christmas) to scary (Christmas Ghosts; can't find a link; it's the Hartwell/Cramer one) and Sherlock Holmes (Holmes for the Holidays). I've even got my comics covered with A DC Universe Christmas and Lee Bermejo's Batman: Noel.

But when it comes to mysteries, I think there is a top dog. Otto Penzler's The Big Book of Christmas Mysteries. Released in 2013, this 650-page book has something for everybody.

Agatha Christie opens and closes the book, and in between these bookends, all your favorites are here: Arthur Conan Doyle, G. K. Chesterton, Ellery Queen, Donald Westlake, Isaac Asimov, Ngaio Marsh, Rex Stout, and more.

The stories are broken out by themes such as A Modern Little Christmas, A Puzzling Little Christmas, A Pulpy Little Christmas, and A Traditional Little Christmas. If the stories don't get you, the wonderful cover painting, evoking something from the golden age, certainly will.

A collection this large cannot possibly be finished in one season. I don’t even try. Instead, I dip in for the last five years, reading a tale here and there. What’s cool is that since the last time I opened this book in 2017, I have now read 5 John D. MacDonald novels featuring Travis McGee. I knew MacDonald’s name before this year, of course, but now I have some background.

I always enjoy making new discoveries, even if the discovery is something older.

Have y’all read through this book? If so, what are your favorite stories?

Sunday, December 4, 2016

Tis the Season for Genre



It’s that time again. Holiday gift shopping. And it probably comes as no surprise, but I tend to give books as gifts. A lot. So I always peruse those holiday recommendation lists in generalist magazines and newspapers. And then I throw them out.
Because, really, how many literary novels or enormous coffee table books can one person be in the market for? The lists are pretty and prestigious, but they’re not practical as gift-giving advice. Because what do people really read?
Genre.
Crime fiction, science fiction, horror, romance, fantasy, western. Some people stick to one. Others freely admit to loving several. But their tastes are rarely – if ever – factored in when it comes to the gift lists in general publications. Genre is the dirty little word they won’t talk about.
To me, these lists should have two purposes. The first is to introduce people to books they might not otherwise know about (say, if there was a new ten-pound coffee table pictorial history of hard cheeses). The lists usually achieve this. The second goal should be to also recommend books that people would actually be interested in reading.
Forget about it. They don’t do it.
And this, especially to me as a former reporter, is just shoddy reporting. The list-makers should be examining the tastes of the book-buying public. It might be difficult and time-consuming and – oh, wait.
Bestseller lists. There are several, easily obtainable by pretentious listers and anyone else with an internet connection. And they all say one thing. Genre rules.
The most recent New York Times bestseller list for combined print and ebook sales has nine genre books in the top ten – one romance and eight EIGHT! crime fiction/thrillers. (The same thing held true the week before, with an adventure novel replacing the romance.)
And this trend has existed for a long time. People are putting their money where their bookcases are. They like genre novels. A lot.
So I’m going to go out on a limb here and bet that the kinds of books people buy are also the kinds of books they’d like to receive. That's the point of a gift, right? It should be the point of a gift recommendation list, too.