Showing posts with label mysteries. Show all posts
Showing posts with label mysteries. Show all posts

Saturday, November 2, 2024

Cover Reveal and Chapter 2 of Have Yourself a Merry Christmas Murder

 by

Scott D. Parker

I'd like to share the cover of the new book as well as Chapter 2. The ebook goes on sale Tuesday, 5 November, and you can preorder today. 

Here's the cover!


Like I have on prior books, I worked with designers via 99Designs.com. The final design, created by Joy at practiqaldiseno.com, was spot on with what I had in mind. 

Chapter 2 - Liquid Encouragement

The town of Vargas, Texas, was a typical town in the southern Hill Country, an area west of Austin and San Antonio about ninety miles. Few of the buildings in and around the town square were larger than two stories, the grain silos next to the old railroad station being the exception. The buildings came in one of two major structurals varieties: post-Civil War Victorian or pre-Depression. The Twentieth Century buildings were almost all a dull brown brick, giving the city a general look of a town in the Rust Belt. 

“Well, doesn’t this look quaint,” Alex said as he slowed his car to match the posted speed limit just on the city’s outskirts.

“That’s one word for it.” Lauren realized she was breathing through her mouth and closed it. Her lips formed a thin line. “Glad you’re going the speed limit. Not a lot of local income around here so the sheriff is active on speed traps. We get a lot of tourists who pass through here and if they don’t obey the speed limits, he’ll ticket them.”

“Sounds typically small town.”

 “Austin is a small town considering you grew up in Dallas,” Lauren chided. 

“Hey, I’m a big city boy. What can I say?” He stopped the car at a red light. “And Austin’s way bigger than when my dad went to school there. He’s from Houston and he thought he was going to a small town when he attended UT in the late Eighties. He went back last year after almost twenty years away. Barely recognized anything.” He pointed out the windshield. “Speaking of which, anything here you recognize?”

“Everything.”

“Well, then, how about a verbal tour.” The light changed and Alex eased the car forward. “How about that? It’s not every day you see a fountain in a city park.” 

As the car passed a small bridge, off to the left was a large open space. The river flowed south through it, meandering in a gentle arc. Immediately below the bridge, the city had erected short cement walls along the banks. The bricks of the bridge and the fieldhouse on the far side all matched the brown of the Depression. In the middle of the river was a fountain, shooting water straight up forty feet into the air. The breeze caught the water and rained it back onto the surface of the river.

“Hang on a minute,” Alex said, slowing down, “what in the world is that?”

“That,” Lauren said, “is the site of our town’s Christmas party.”

On the east side of the river, garish red-and-green ornaments hung from the street lamps. Some of the light poles also featured oversized Christmas ornaments. Red, green, and silver streamers dangled from the branches of a large Christmas tree. The tree sat halfway between the bridge and the field house. Large boxes made to resemble presents were expertly situated at the base of the tree and next to a small wooden stage. On top of the stage was a red canopy and a lectern was ready for someone to speak. Behind the lecturn, empty chairs and music stands sat idle waiting for the musicians. 

On the west side, a large temporary structure was built. It resembled a manger scene from the Bible, complete with a wooden roof and support structures that looked like any strong wind might knock it down. The area was surrounded by a wooden fence. Light-brown hay was scattered inside the fenced-in area with a pathway marked for people.

“I’ve seen live manger scenes all over the place. Hell, I’ve even been in a few when I was growing up. Just like Sherman in the Peanuts cartoon, I was always a shepherd. Even had to wrangle a goat one year. But this,” he extended his hand Vanna White style in the direction of the park, “this is something else.”

“Yeah, well, thank my mom for that.”

Alex turned back his attention to the road. “Seriously? Your mom did that?”

Lauren screwed up her face. “Well, she didn’t start it, but she made it bigger than it ever was.” She took another sip from her water bottle. “Mom’s not from here. She’s from San Antonio, but when she and dad moved out west and started their company, she chafed at all the small town stuff. She hated Midland, where they started, and pretty much hated most of the small towns we lived in while the oil business boomed and busted. Finally, they decided to settle here, in Vargas, dad’s hometown.”

“Why?” 

“Wine. My mom loves wine and she used part of the income to establish the Cross Vineyard. She figured if she was going to be stuck in small towns for the rest of her life, she might as well do something she really loves. And mom loves wine. The Hill Country’s good for that, so, here we set down roots.” She sat silent for a few moments. “Dad had the oil company and golf. Mom had the winery. Michael and Sophie and Ethan all went into the family business.”

“And Lauren?” Alex asked. “Why isn’t Lauren working for the family business?”

She sniffed. “Because when I moved away, I realized I didn’t want to go back.”

He indicated a local bar-be-que restaurant. “Is that the only BBQ joint in town?”

Lauren didn’t have to look to know which eatery he meant. “No, that’s Joe’s bar-be-que. He’s not the only one, but he’s the best. Well, actually, second best, if you go by the contest we have every year on Memorial Day. Angel Gomez beat him a couple of years ago and has not let anyone forget it. Joe hasn’t forgotten it either. If you meet him, the over and under for him bringing up that contest is about three minutes.”

Alex chuckled. “Sounds kinda nice.”

“What does?”

“The small town life. You know, like the Mellencamp song. Or the Cheers theme song. Where everybody knows your name.”

Lauren shook her head. Bittersweet memories came to her, the good times, the bad times, and those in between. “It has its moments, I’ll grant you. There are some great things about a small town. But I’m really glad not to be living here.” She chuckled. “Back in the Eighties when that song came out, my brother would ask mom about it, her thoughts about being something like an LA doll who moved to the small town. Know what her response was? She never truly became a small town girl like Mellencamp’s lady in the song.” 

Alex shrugged. “Well, I’m not sure I could be a small town boy either.”

The memory of her brother relating that story flashed in front of her eyes. Michael told Lauren the story one of the times he came back for Christmas after he had moved away and married. Lauren still lived at home, was still in high school. Michael’s face was wistful, partly from memory and partly from the beer he had consumed that day. He held back what he really wanted to say, she could tell. But he had said enough. It explained why their parents fought from time to time. It wasn’t the only reason, but it was always just under the surface.

“Hey,” Lauren said, “pull over at the next intersection.”

“We don’t need gas,” Alex said.

“Not that. The liquor store just past the station.”

Alex cantered his head, turned on his signal, and eased into the parking lot. The liquor store sat on its own. Through the glass storefront, black iron bars peeked out. Neon beer signs were turned off during the day, but all could easily be read. The major brands were accounted for as was Texas’s own Shiner Brewery. 

Lauren unbuckled her seatbelt and opened the door after Alex parked. She glanced back at him over her shoulder. “I know mom’s got her bar fully stocked, but this is for me. I don’t want her or my sister or my sister-in-law to comment on how much I might need to drink to get through this.”

Alex reached over and touched her shoulder. “Is it really going to be that bad?”

Indicating the liquor store, she smirked. “Not if I have a little liquid encouragement.” She got out and he quickly followed. As she gripped the door handle, she said an inner prayer and hoped Buzz wasn’t working the day shift.

Inside, the store looked like every other liquor store. Rows of wine took up half the shelf space. Beer was stocked in the closed coolers lining the walls. The hard stuff took up the rest. The wall that wasn’t glass or a cooler was wood paneled and as old as the store. There was a mirror with Miller Lite’s logo on the bottom center of the wooden frame. Other neon beer logos hung unlit on the walls. The rest of the wallspace was taken up by framed photos and plaques. Dozens of them. It was to them Alex meandered.

“Don’t look at those,” Lauren said.

“Why?”

“Because if Buzz didn’t phase out old ones, then I’m probably in a few.”

“And now I’m really going to look at them,” Alex said, making a beeline for the photos.

Lauren walked up to the counter. Plastic lotto ticket dispensers took up one half of the counter space. It was from behind it a man’s voice came.

“He hasn’t changed a photo for twenty years.” The creak of a stool and the voice’s owner appeared. The African American stood just shy of six feet. His hair was cut close and merged with his beard and mustache to create one continuous range of hair, most of it sprinkled with gray. The eyes were bright and the smile was broad. He winked at Lauren, then spoke to Alex. “Third row, second from the right. That’s the one you want.”

“Don’t,” Lauren said through her own broad grin. 

“I already did,” came his response.

Alex meandered over to the picture in question. He leaned in, squinting his eyes, and then his own broad grin broke out over his face.

“Oh my God, you’re so young,” he said, pointing to the picture. “What are you, a senior?”

“Yup,” the man said. “Homecoming queen.” He gestured at Lauren who only shrugged. “As if there was any doubt that year. Prettiest girl in school, which made her the prettiest girl in town. Miss Lauren Cross.”

Taken up by the moment, Lauren mimicked a courtesy. “How are you doing, Mr. Washington?”

“How many times have I asked you to call me Darrel?”

“Doesn’t matter how old I get, you’ll always be Mr. Washington to me.”

Darrel inclined his head to her. “Fair enough. You in town for the city’s Christmas festival?”

Lauren rolled her eyes. “Yeah. And mom’s party tonight. She was quite insistent and you know how she gets when she gets insistent.”

“I do indeed.” He tapped the counter with his finger. “Did you know your old friend, Kelsey, is in charge of the decorations down at the park and the banners on the square?”

Lauren thought back. A year younger than Lauren, Kelsey Ritter ended up staying in town and marrying Jack Ritter, a guy from Lauren’s grade. She had seen Kelsey back in July at the Independence Day town party, but only briefly. 

“Oh yeah?”

“Yes, indeed. She’s doing great work, too. Getting lots of people involved. Even got my wife off her rehab chair and working on those banners for the downtown street lamps.”

Lauren frowned. “What happened to Miss Vivian?”

“Twisted her knee going down stairs of our front porch. It was wet, her shoes were slippery, and she just crashed down. I saw it happen but couldn’t do a damn thing except call 9-1-1. Was in rehab all September and October. Only got clearance around Thanksgiving. Didn’t matter if she got clearance or not, she was gonna host the big dinner no matter what.”

Grinning at what she knew of Vivian Washington, Lauren said, “I bet it was one hell of a great dinner.”

“The best ever. All the kids came home, brought their spouses and grandkids. Great day. A great day.” He tapped the counter again and lowered his voice. “So who’s that young man?”

Lauren’s grin broadened. “His name is Alex Morgan. We’ve been dating for about a month.”

“A month and he’s already coming home to meet the family.” Darrel made a show of standing back as if he had just seen something remarkable. “That’s pretty good. Fast, but good.”

“I know,” Lauren said, lowering her voice, “but I really needed someone who would have my back this weekend.” She lowered her voice even further. “I don’t really want to go home and see all of them.”

Darrel nodded sagely. “I know why you say that, Miss Lauren, but family is family. Even when you don’t like ‘em, you still gotta love ‘em. And it can be hard. Damn hard. But you’ll get through it. I’m certain.” He cocked his head behind his shoulder to the smaller bottles on the shelves. “Which one of these do you want to help smooth out the rough patches?”

“Mom’ll have more than enough gin for dozens of martinis, so let’s go with Dewer’s.”

Darrel pulled the thin bottle of scotch from the shelf and slid it over to Lauren.

“How much?”

“On the house.”

“Mr. Washington, I can’t do that. You know.”

Darrel beamed at her and rang up the purchase on the register. “I know. You’re made like that. Honest.” He told her the amount and she passed him her credit card. He scanned it and returned it to her. He wrapped the scotch in a brown wrapper and handed it to her as Alex sidled up.

“Young man,” Darrel said, his voice taking on a somber yet light tone, “you do right by Miss Lauren and she’ll do right by you.” He pointed at the bottle. “And make sure you have her back this weekend so she won’t have to drink all that.” He winked.

“I will, sir.” He hooked his thumb back to the wall of photos. “And thanks for pointing out the right one. Pretty funny to see her so many years ago.”

Darrel’s brows furrowed. “Wait a second. Isn’t your birthday around Christmas?”

Another eye roll from Lauren. “Christmas Eve. The birthday no one remembers.”

Darrel jerked his thumbs at his chest. “I remembered. Mr. Morgan here remembers. As long as someone remembers, ain’t that enough?”

“I guess. But I’ll be back in Austin by then and my friends are planning something big.” She grinned. “It’s good to have friends.”

“And family,” Darrel said. “Family is important, too.” 

“Yeah, sure.” She held up the bottle. “And it’ll be easier with this.” 

“And me,” Alex said, playfully sounding hurt.

Lauren bumped his shoulder with hers. “And you, too. We’ll just see which one I turn to most.”

Saturday, September 28, 2024

Nothing Scary About How Fun Murder at the Pumpkin Pageant Is

by
Scott D. Parker

(It's about to be Spooky Season again so I thought I'd reshare this delightful book from last year.)

The hallmark of a good cozy mystery series is whether or not you’d want to live in the town with the characters that populate the book…despite all the murders. When it comes to Beacon Harbor, Michigan, this Houstonian gives a resounding yes.

The residents of Beacon Harbor are seen through the eyes of Lindsey Bakewell (yeah, that’s her name), a woman who moved back to her hometown, took up residence in a haunted lighthouse, and opened a bakeshop in that same building. I first read about these folks a couple of years ago in Murder at the Beacon Bakeshop, the first of the series. Pumpkin Pageant is the fourth book and, having enjoyed a seasonal Halloween-based mystery from Leslie Meier, I wanted to find another cozy centered on Halloween.

This novel opens the day before Halloween as the town prepares for the annual Pumpkin Pageant where dogs and their humans compete in a costume contest. Lindsey herself dreads the approaching spooky holiday. You see, some teenagers have been hanging scary decorations at the lighthouse. The goal is twofold: bring a sense of dread to the decidedly lighthearted decorations Lindsey puts up and hope to catch a glimpse of the ghost.

In an effort to out the perpetrators, Lindsey sponsors a pumpkin carving event and invites all the high schoolers. Lindsey befriends the teacher as well, and marvels how the educator can see the good in the kids.

Meanwhile, Lindsey’s bestie, Kennedy Kapoor, an online influencer, has invited the crew from a cable TV ghost hunter show to conduct an investigation of the lighthouse…on Halloween night. And it’s going to be live streamed. Lindsey isn’t too excited, but allows it. The broadcast goes by without much drama until something happens inside the lighthouse that sends Kennedy running outside. She’s scared of something inside, but what she finds outside is worse. A corpse hanging from one of the trees outside the lighthouse.

I’m not a cozy expert (but I’m getting there). I only started reading them in 2021 when I joined Murder by the Book’s Cozy Mystery subscription service, but the books I’ve read by Darci Hannah are the literary equivalent to the delightful baked goods Lindsey prepares in her bakeshop. As before, I listened to the audiobook narrated by Amy Melissa Bentley who does a wonderful with the different characters, especially Kennedy and her British accent. In fact, Kennedy is very much a co-star is this book. Her relationship with Lindsey is the kind you hope you have in your life, and her pseudo rivalry with Rory Campbell, Lindsey’s boyfriend, is just plain fun.

Like any good mystery, the suspect list is pretty decent and the trials and tribulations and baked treats the characters go through is fun. There are some genuinely harrowing moments as we hurtle to the ending, but it just helps the character development.

Reading Murder at the Pumpkin Pageant helps to remind me just how much I enjoy this small Michigan town and the people in it. And, in reviewing the other two books already published, I see that there is a Christmas installment. And Christmas Reading Season begins in just a few days.

Saturday, September 21, 2024

An Introduction to Harlan Coben's Myron Bolitar in Deal Breaker

by

Scott D. Parker


Where has this book been all my life? 


On the bookshelf of your local store, just waiting to be read. 


We’ve Only Just Met After All This Time


Harlan Coben has been writing professionally since 1990 but he really became famous for the Myron Bolitar series, starting in 1995. I’ve known about Coben for a long time. Multiple best-sellers every time he publishes a book. Multiple adaptations of his stories on TV. And, recently, the professor of a BBC Maestro online class that helps writers craft thrillers. I’m always game to learn—especially from an acknowledged veteran of the genre—so I bought the class.


While listening to Coben talk in the class’s introduction, it dawned on me that I might want to see how he actually writes by actually reading one of his books. Why not start at the beginning?


Myron Bolitar: Not Your Typical Detective


For the uninitiated, Bolitar is a sports agent who could have made it big in the NBA were it not for a severe injury. He returned to college, earned a law degree, and spent time working as an investigator before becoming a sports agent. 


A sports agent? How might he be involved in a mystery? Well, it’s not that hard, really.


The Twisty Setup


When we meet Bolitar, he is in the middle of negotiations with the New York “Giants” (Titans in the book, ironic since the Tennessee Oilers (formerly from my hometown of Houston) would change their name to the Titans in 1999) on behalf of phenom Christian Steele. He’s a rookie quarterback and he sought out Bolitar for representation, but the not-quite-gangsters running the football team want to reduce the kid’s asking price.


Complicating everything is a phone call Christian received. It’s from his girlfriend, Kathy Culver. That would be his missing girlfriend whom everyone presumes is dead. Know who’s also dead? Kathy’s dad, a medical examiner, who was killed during a mugging. 


If that wasn’t enough, there’s one more thing. Christian received a manila envelope. Inside is a porn magazine (how quaint, huh?) but that’s not what gets Christian’s attention. No, that would be the advertisements in the back for a 1-900 number. One in particular has a photo of none other than Kathy Culver.


An Entertaining Detective


Now, I don’t know about you, but I was hooked pretty fast with this set of circumstances. Plus there’s football talk, so that’s just gravy. But if the person with whom you are experiencing this tale of mystery isn’t fun to be with, the reading will be a slog.


Of course it wasn’t. Myron Bolitar comes from a long line of wise-cracking detectives going back a century. He gives as good as he gets. He’s 31 at the publication date of 1995, so he’s just slightly older than I was at the time. I thoroughly enjoyed all the references that I got here in 2024—and probably wouldn’t have even thought twice about in 1995. 


I listened to the audiobook and the narrator, Jonathan Marosz, did a fantastic job. He got Bolitar’s snark down pat, and when he narrated scenes with actual criminals and miscreants from the New York area, those characters practically jumped out in front of me.


An Even More Entertaining Co-Star


Ironically, it was his reading of a co-star where he knocked it out of the park. Windsor Horne Lockwood III is Bolitar’s old college roommate, friend, and “partner.” Bolitar’s office is in a rented space in Lockwood’s office building, but Win, as he is commonly known, pretty much helps Bolitar throughout the entire case. 


In the novel, Coben writes the following when we first meet Win:


People often said that Myron looked nothing like his name—an observation Myron took as high praise; Windsor Horne Lockwood III, however, looked exactly like his name. Blond hair, perfect length, parted on the right side. His features were classical patrician, almost too handsome, like something crafted in porcelain. [...] Win even had that creepy accent, the one that did not originate from any particular geographical location as much as from certain prep school like Andover and Exeter. (Win had gone to Exeter.)


Now, with that name and that description, you *know* how Win sounds. And Marosz does exACTly that kind of line reading for Win’s dialogue. Pitch perfect.


The Mystery Itself


The one thing I knew about Coben before reading this book is that his stories include twists upon twists. That’s evident from the TV shows I’ve seen. But was that baked into his first major book?


Yup. Deliciously so. I honestly didn’t see the ending coming…which makes for a wonderful reading experience. 


I haven’t enjoyed a book this much in a long time, and by “a long time,” I mean since last week’s book. Seriously, Myron Bolitar is quite an engaging character, and I thoroughly enjoyed listening to this book. How much do you ask? I’ve already downloaded the second book in the series, Drop Shot.


I know I’m late to the Myron Bolitar party, so what are some of your favorite books in the series? And let me know your favorite standalone Coben books. 

Saturday, September 14, 2024

Tom Straw Imagines if Anthony Bourdain Worked for the CIA in The Accidental Joe

by

Scott D. Parker


Every now and then, you hear a concept for a book and it instantly hooks you. This is one of those books. 


What if an Anthony Bourdain-type celebrity chef who hosts a TV travel show is also a CIA spy?


Hooked? Well, I was. You see, I really enjoyed Bourdain’s writings, his TV shows, and his way of seeing the world. His shows were appointment television. His books—always get the audio because he reads them—were bought on day one. So it should come as no surprise that when Tom Straw’s new book was announced, I got it on day one.


Prepare the Narrator


Sebastian Pike is the Bourdain stand-in in THE ACCIDENTAL JOE, the new novel by Tom Straw. In various interviews, podcasts, and his author event here in Houston, Straw talked about the genesis of the novel and how a tweak to the prose brought the novel to life. 


Originally he had written the book in third-person POV but had included various “voiceover” monologues by Pike. Early readers enjoyed the novel, but really enjoyed it when Pike spoke directly to the readers. So Straw revamped the entire novel and made Pike the narrator. 


That proved to be the secret ingredient. Pike speaks in the same type of wise-cracking, acerbic, snarky language Bourdain used to engross his audiences. I’ll be honest: when I was reading my hardcopy of the novel, it was Bourdain’s voice I heard in my mind. Later, as I listened to Straw narrate his own novel, he puts just enough of a tonality that you could basically hear Bourdain’s voice. It was pretty magical.


Add an Extra Spicy Co-Star


As the story opens, Pike is in need of a new producer. His last one took some “personal time.” In walks uber-fan Cameron Nova, a person who loves and has seemingly memorized every episode of “Hangry Globe,” Pike’s show. She’s the perfect fit and sparks instantly ignite.


But she’s not all that she seems. Turns out she works for the CIA and there’s a top vital mission for which Pike is an essential ingredient. She wants Pike to use his show to lure in an Eastern European strongman and exfiltrate a compromised CIA asset. Contrarian that he is, Pike initially refuses, but Cammie dangles an enticing carrot: if he helps the CIA, she’ll give him info on his dead fiance, killed in an explosion a year prior.


What’s a celebrity chef to do? 


Apply Heat That Really Hurts


When you hear a premise like this one, you might think that our hero narrator might just float above the story and not really do anything. Well, I’m here to tell you Pike is an active participant in this adventure, and it's not without genuine peril. It surprised me, a happy surprise because it made the stakes that much higher. 


Sprinkle in the Narrative Accents


Tom Straw ghostwrote the first seven Richard Castle novels and I fell in love with his style when I didn’t even know his name. He brings a lot of that narrative swagger with him to the antics of Pike and Nova, especially the slow burn of their relationship. It is organic, taking slow, small steps, and it boils over as the story progresses. Oh, please don’t tell me this is a spoiler. It’s baked into the premise.


He also does this thing where certain words stand in for a greater description. One example is a description of plants climbing up wooden latticework. Some writers might spend a sentence or two describing how the plants intertwine with the wooden slats. Instead, Straw uses the verb “latticed” and that’s it. But that’s all you need. We readers fill in the rest. Look, I know this isn’t some major revelation—pulp writers did it all the time back in the day—but I really took notice of it in the Castle books and Straw does it here in THE ACCIDENTAL JOE. I almost want to scan the book again and just take note of the verbs he uses.


Why would I read this book again?


Because Sebastian Pike is one of my favorite new amateur detectives. I love stories where a non-detective becomes embodied in a larger, dangerous story. I love it when what this non-detective brings to the table—cooking and TV production in this case—actually helps solve the case. I love it when we meet a character that just feels like you’ve watched every episode of his fictional TV show for years. 


You know what’s also fun about THE ACCIDENTAL JOE? All the little in-jokes Straw throws into the mix. There is one super-obvious character name—complete with the character’s nickname—that’ll have you chuckling. IYKYK. 


THE ACCIDENTAL JOE is a fantastic book. Highly recommended.


Saturday, May 25, 2024

Add Tom Straw and Matt Goldman to Your Summer Reading List

by

Scott D. Parker

I walked into Murder by the Book on Wednesday knowing one author. I left knowing two.

I’ve enjoyed Tom Straw’s writing before I knew who Tom Straw was. Back in the fall of 2009, the second season of “Castle” premiered on our TV screens, but HEAT WAVE, the first book “written by” Richard Castle, showed up on bookshelves. What was this meta magic? Nearly every fall after 2009, when a new Castle season started there was a Castle book. What made the books great was this: unlike the TV show characters Castle and Beckett, their counterparts, Jameson Rook and Nikki Heat, actually got together. It was the mirror universe of the TV show.

 But who was the actual author? It was a fun parlor game as the years went on, a game I didn’t play because I reckoned the identity of the author would be revealed one day. And then it was. Tom Straw, veteran writer for Night Court, Nurse Jackie, and the Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, was the man behind the keyboard on the first seven Richard Castle books. Once I knew his name, I didn’t forget it. 

So imagine my delight when not only is there a new Tom Straw novel released in May but his tour was swinging by Houston’s Murder by the Book. The book in question is THE ACCIDENTAL JOE and the premise is wonderful: what if a celebrity chef like Anthony Bourdain uses his travel and food show as a cover for the CIA? Even if the idea hadn’t come to Tom, I’d have bought that book in a heartbeat.


Not One But Two Authors

When the folks at the bookstore announced the date of the event, there was another author on the bill, a writer named Matt Goldman. I’ll admit going in that I wasn’t familiar with Matt’s work. Turns out in the hour-long conversation, Matt’s got quite the resume. A New York Times bestselling author, his writing for television includes Ellen, The New Adventures of Old Christine, and a little show called Seinfeld. Oh, and he’s won an Emmy award. 

The author of seven books, he was in town promoting his latest, STILL WATERS. The premise of Matt’s book, much like Tom’s, sold me in a sentence: Adult twins receive a phone call telling them their brother is dead only to also receive an email from their dead brother saying that if they are reading said email, he’s been murdered. Again, sold!


A Good Conversation

In the course of the event, Tom and Matt mentioned that they are part of a small group of writers who meet regularly via Zoom. Their talk on Wednesday was akin to joining that group. The pair discussed their new books, their careers, and techniques for writing good books people want to read. Central to good stories, both writers said, was character. Without it, you’ve only got cardboard characters going through a plot. 

What really struck me during the event was the warm friendship Tom and Matt share and their mutual respect for each other’s work. Tom complimented Matt’s “kinetic energy” in his story of the two twins who have to unravel all the mysteries and secrets in the small town while confronting and addressing their own flaws. Matt sang the praises of the “organic humor” in Tom’s book. “He does action well,” Matt said. “You get the feel of the danger without the blow by blow narrative.”

Tom and Matt reflected on their time writing for television and how episodic storytelling ingrained the essence of good pacing and structure in their stories. It has helped Matt write his novels without outlines, feeling his way through the tale. It also paved the way for a complete upheaval of a book. THE ACCIDENTAL JOE we buy in stores is actually the second version. Turns out, early readers liked the story but really loved the first person “voiceover” narration of Sebastian Pike, the main character. So Tom did what any sensible author would do: take the feedback and completely rewrite the novel entirely from Pike’s POV. Viola!


I had a blast at the store on Wednesday night. I got to meet an author I enjoy and discover a new one. And now I’m introducing them to you. Start your summer reading with THE ACCIDENTAL JOE and STILL WATERS.

When the CIA enlists celebrity chef Sebastian Pike to use his food and culture travel show as cover for espionage, it kicks off a high stakes mission full of danger and romance. From Paris to Provence, there’s peril, double dealing, plus a minefield of complications from the hot romance that sparks between the bad-boy chef and his CIA handler.








Liv and Gabe Ahlstrom are estranged siblings who haven't seen each other in years, but that's about to change when they receive a rare call from their older brother's wife. "Mack is dead," she says. "He died of a seizure." Five minutes after they hang up, Liv and Gabe each receive a scheduled email from their dead brother, claiming that he was murdered.

The siblings return to their family-run resort in the Northwoods of Minnesota to investigate Mack's claims, but Leech Lake has more in store for them than either could imagine. Drawn into a tangled web of lies and betrayal that spans decades, they put their lives on the line to unravel the truth about their brother, their parents, themselves, and the small town in which they grew up. After all, no one can keep a secret in a small town, but someone in Leech Lake is willing to kill for the truth to stay buried.



Saturday, January 13, 2024

Can Anyone Get Away With Murder? Eight Perfect Murders Provides An Answer

by

Scott D. Parker

The last book I read in 2023 was the Christmas novella, The Christmas Guest, by a new-to-me writer, Peter Swanson. I thoroughly enjoyed the holiday-themed story—and the twist—that I wanted to read another novel by the author. So the first book of 2024 I read was another Swanson book.


But where to start? How about a novel featuring famous literary murders?


Eight Perfect Murders is Swanson’s sixth novel. It stars Malcolm Kershaw, the owner of a mystery bookstore in Boston. In first-person POV, Malcolm tells us the story of how an FBI agent, Gwen Mulvey, comes to ask Malcolm for his insight into a few murders that may or may not be connected. She thinks they are. Her bosses have other ideas. The connection, Gwen thinks, is that they are based on murders from books.


The eight literary murders in question comes from a blog entry Malcolm wrote years ago to promote the bookstore’s blog. The list is his take on “perfect” murders in novels. Here they are:


The Red House Mystery (1922) by A.A. Milne

Malice Aforethought (1931) by Anthony Berkeley Cox

The A.B.C. Murder (1936) by Agatha Christie

Double indemnity (1943) by James M. Cain

Strangers on a Train (1950) by Patricia Highsmith

The Drowner (1963) by John D. MacDonald

Deathtrap (1978) by Ira Levin

The Secret History (1992) by Donna Tartt


(Sidenote on Spoilers: I’ll be honest here and say that I’ve read none of these books and only seen the movie versions of Double Indemnity and Strangers on a Train. The plots of these books are discussed and revealed. I instantly had the idea that I should read all these books beforehand…but then realized I just didn’t care. I wanted to read this book here and now so, yeah, all eight books are spoiled. But I suspect a reader who has read all the books will get a kick out of it. Besides, a few of characters also say “I saw the movie, but I didn’t read the book.”)


Gwen asks Malcolm how he came up with the list and here—and throughout the book—we get lots of discussion about these and other mystery books. For aficionados of the genre, it’s pretty fun. It’s book nerd stuff, and it made me wonder if Swanson really enjoyed talking about books like these and figured out a way to write a novel around it.


Malcolm gives her a few details, but keeps other things to himself. In fact, as the story goes on, the layers of Malcolm’s character are revealed…and it’s pretty darn cool.


The Structure of the Book


You know how the movie, “The Blair Witch Project,” was marketed as actual found footage? There’s a lot of that here. In fact, the opening dedication reads “A Memoir” followed by a disclaimer about the events being true. It got me just curious enough to flip back to the copyright page and verify that yes, this was a work of fiction.


With this being a first-person POV, everything is from Malcolm’s eyes, including some curious, almost fourth-wall breaking moments. One—and this is not a spoiler—has him making readers question what they’ve read, and he does this by pointing out the little nuances of the writing itself that might make you kick yourself for not catching them. It’s quite clever, and it changed how I experienced what Malcolm said and did.


The Unveiling of Details


Swanson performs some seriously good writing magic as this book goes on. He’ll introduce a person or a concept and give you some pieces of information where you form an opinion on said person or concept. Sometimes, it’s an off-hand reference, but you start to build a story around what you think about Malcolm and his world.


Then Swanson lays down another literary card, and what you formed is flipped on its side. That’s fine because that’s what authors do. You take the new information and adjust your way of thinking. Only for Swanson to upend your expectations again. It’s devilishly clever, and I started to find myself hedging my bets on new characters or concepts.


The Narration


I have to give a shoutout to Graham Halstead, the narrator of the audiobook. Just as Swanson changes how you perceive Malcolm, Halstead’s narration performs a similar feat. The way he narrates Malcolm in the beginning of the book changes as the chapters increase. 


The Reveal


I’m certainly not going to give away the ending here—because I want you to read it—but it was nice to have things fully explained with no room for misunderstanding. The explanation was well earned.


The Discovery of a New-to-Me Author


When it comes to reading, it is so wonderful to discover a new-to-you author with other books already completed and waiting to be read. Two books into Peter Swanson’s bibliography and I’m eager to keep reading his books. With eight novels, I actually had the thought that I could get through all of Swanson’s books by the end of the year. Check back in December to see how it all turned out.


Have you read Swanson’s books? What are your favorites?

Saturday, December 16, 2023

It's a Good Thing the Crooks Are Not Very Smart in The Christmas Thief

by
Scott D. Parker

Gather ‘round kids and let me tell about something we had back in the day. Here in Houston, there was a store that let you rent audiobooks just like Blockbuster. T’was a great store, especially in the days before digital audiobooks are everywhere.

One of the books I listened to decades ago was The Christmas Thief by Mary Higgins Clark and her daughter, Carol Higgins Clark. What I didn’t know then was that this was the second Christmas novel that Mary and Carol wrote together. What made these books special—other than the mother/daughter relationship—was the crossover aspect of the stories.

One of Mary’s series featured lottery winner, Alvirah Meehan, and her husband Willy. She cleaned houses in New York while Willy was a plumber. They starred in four standalone novels before the four Christmas novels.

On Carol’s side, there was Reagan Reilly, a private investigator. In the first book, Deck the Halls, Reagan meets Alvirah at a dentist’s office and quickly get wrapped up in the kidnapping of Reagan’s dad and his driver.

Here in The Christmas Thief, all the characters are friends now, and they are planning a trip to Stowe, Vermont. Alvirah and Willy want to see the maple tree their lawyers bought for them—what do you buy lottery winners for Christmas—and they bring along Opal. She’s a fellow lottery winner who ran into some bad luck. Twelve years ago, Opal invested her lottery winnings with Packy Noonan, a guy who swindled Opal and other senior citizens out of their money.

Packy’s done his time and now he’s getting out of prison with a single-minded goal: travel up to Stowe and retrieve a flask full of uncut diamonds worth over $70 million and escape to Brazil.

Here’s the catch: unbeknownst to Packy, “his” tree has actually been selected to be used as the Rockefeller Center Christmas tree. Now, the con has to figure out how to get his diamonds without anybody the wiser. That proves harder than he bargained for when all the characters show up in Stowe.

Carol Higgins Clark narrates the audiobook which I was able to find after extensive searching. She does a good job with the different New England accents. The story itself would make a fun TV movie. There’s not a lot of peril and some of Packy’s cohorts are just not that smart. I have to admit that I “cast” a certain actor as Packy as I listened to this book. He’s one of the Wet Bandits from Home Alone, and having this actor in mind made the story even better.

I’m always on the lookout for Christmas stories and now I’ve read two of the four books by Mary and Carol. I love crossovers and now I think I’ll try some of the non-Christmas books by these two gifted storytellers.

Saturday, July 9, 2022

When Did Characters Become Meta?

by
Scott D. Parker

When did characters in stories become self-aware of all the story tropes they are in and comment on those tropes during the story? In short, when did characters become meta?

I’m not quite sure how to pose this question so let me tell you how I got there.

In my SF book club this month, we discussed John Scalzi’s the Kaiju Preservation Society. It is a wonderful B-movie concept: there is an alternate earth where kaiju (i.e., giant creatures like Godzilla) developed and humans did not. The humans from our earth can travel between worlds and said humans study the kaiju and, well, preserve them.

The story takes place in early 2020 and is populated by a bunch of characters, most of whom are nerds. As such, they say and understand a ton of SF in-jokes, jokes that most of Scalzi’s readers will also get. Not a problem. It’s like writing for the choir.

But one of the book club guys made a point: at no time in the book did any of the characters have a Wow Moment, a sense of wonder moment reminiscent of that scene in Jurassic Park when the characters (and viewers) first see the dinosaurs. He went on to posit that basically up to the 1990s, many characters in movies (and books) seemed to exist outside of the present pop culture moment. That is, many characters didn’t have a handy shorthand list of references to speak about.

For example, in the Scalzi book, when something odd came up, all the characters in the book had to do was reference an existing movie moment and everyone (readers included) would know. (I did the same thing when I name dropped Godzilla a few paragraphs ago.) You could make the argument that Scalzi was not bothering to expound or explain something, but I actually don’t mind the shorthand at all.

We started commenting that many movies in at least the last decade+ are populated by characters like this and we tossed around the idea of when it started. Naturally, we arrived at the first Scream movie (1996) where all the characters knew all the tropes of horror movies and actually riffed on them and tried to overcome the killer by using those tropes. The movies of Kevin Smith are full of references like this, and some of the Marvel films reference Star Wars and other properties.

That got me to thinking about the mystery genre. Were there films, books, or TV shows that fit this type of story? The first thing that came to mind was the TV series “Only Murders in the Building.” I’ve not seen any of season 2, but season 1 had the characters basically do what Scream did for horror: narrate, in a meta way, the story they were in, commenting that in a normal true crime podcast cast, this is where a twist would occur…right before a twist in their own story happened. “Castle” had some of that mainly because the main character was a writer.

So, fellow mystery fans, I challenge y’all to help me out: what are some mystery stories of any medium where the characters basically comment on the story their in using tropes of the mystery genre?