Saturday, July 27, 2024

Grocery Store Books and My First Stuart Woods Novel

By

Scott D. Parker


We’re all book nerds here, right? 


Do you know where all bookstores in your town are located? Do you frequent independent bookstores where the folks see you and greet you by name? When you travel, do you plan on visiting bookstores in other towns? Do you sign up for newsletters from your favorite authors? Do you know publication dates of books by your favorite authors and clear your reading schedule so you’ll be able to start reading the day that book is released? Do you max out your allowable checkouts at your local library? Do you have more books in your house than you’ll ever be able to read in your lifetime…and yet still buy more?


If you answered yes to any of these questions, then you, my friend, are a book nerd. We love reading and books. They are a part of our lives.


But what about folks who are not book nerds? Where do they get their books? Yes, they can go to a bookstore but there is another place they go where they can find books. 


Grocery stores


Hurricane Beryl disrupted the lives of a lot of people, including me. A week without power compelled me to get ice and gas from places I don’t normally go to, namely Texas-based HEB grocery stores. They really came through with the ice and gas that week. And, as I am unfamiliar with the layout of the closest one to me, I had to wander the aisles.


This was the book section of one HEB store.


My local Kroger has barely a quarter of this amount. Not sure how and who orders books for HEB but at least there is a decent variety. I snapped this photo for my own sake. I wanted to study which books and authors were available. The standard ones are there that I see in nearly every grocery or drug store: King, Roberts, Patterson, Coben, Steel, Child. There are a few new-to-me folks: Heather Graham, Laura Griffin,  Brad Taylor.


The more I studied the photo at home, the more I was curious. What kinds of books were stocked at a grocery store? I know King and Grisham and Roberts. I’ve read some books by Patterson and Rollins. I resolved to take the books in this photo and actually read some of them. Being paperbacks, I knew they were at least a year old (or in the case of Stephen King’s Dead Zone, forty-five years old). But, being a devoted fan of my local libraries, I searched the Libby app, found a handful, and selected one.


My First Stuart Woods


I’ve known of Stuart Woods for decades but never read any of his books. In fact, the one time a book of his even landed on my radar was a few years ago when fellow author and DoSomeDamage member, Bryon Quertermous, co-wrote a book with Woods. Knowing zero about any of Woods’s characters, I selected Obsession and downloaded both the audio and ebook.


One of the first things that’ll strike you if you pick up a Woods book is the sheer volume of books he’s written. It covered nearly three pages and came with a number of superscripts so you’ll know which character is featured. Obsession is marketed as “A Teddy Fay Novel Featuring Stone Barrington.” Barrington is, according to the list, Woods’s prime character and is in a vast majority of the books. But in Obsession, he plays a supporting role.


Obsession’s main character is Teddy Fay, an actor and former CIA agent. (And, in researching Woods on the internet, Fay has a different origin altogether.) What makes him a fun character is that he has other, very public aliases: Mark Weldon, Oscar-winning actor, and Billy Barnett, movie producer. 


Now, as the creator of the Calvin Carter series—a former actor turned railroad detective in the old west who always operates in disguise—I very much enjoyed Fay’s various scenes when he donned the makeup and did his thing. And co-author Brett Battles did a great job at reminding the reader which alias Fay was sporting and which alias certain characters knew Fay as. 


What I also liked was how Stone Barrington was integrated into the story. He’s a lawyer, an “expert at handling difficult situations” (how’s that for an advertisement for the Barrington series?), and part of the board of directors of the movie studio Fay works for. 


The A Plot involves Carl Novak, a tech billionaire, who wants to partner with Barrington’s movie studio. No sooner do he and Fay meet the man than they learn his wife, Rebecca, has been kidnapped and held for ransom. Here, Fay (in disguise as Billy Barnett) gets to take on the job of finding Rebecca and returning her safely home. You have those “wink at the camera” moments the old Superman TV used to have when “Billy” gets to say things like “I’ll talk to my contact and see if he can help.”


Matthew Wagner is the center of the B Plot. He’s a man obsessed with the lead actress in the movie being filmed. He goes to great length to map out his plan to take out the actress’s husband and make her love him…just like he loves her.


Now, I’ll admit the plot is fairly standard, but what makes it really fun is Fay’s disguises. And Battles does a great job at telling the story from the POV of different characters. I especially enjoyed Fay using his knowledge of certain characters to his advantage (and the disadvantage of others). 


The Verdict


What surprised me a little was how effortless the story actually was. It was like Fay barely broke a sweat doing what he did. He, his team, and their abilities were so far above the bad guys they had to deal with that the bad guys didn’t stand a chance.


If I had to characterize at least this one Grocery Store book, it would be the equivalent of a network TV series. I’m perfectly fine with that, seeing as I continue to watch and enjoy network television. 


And, for the folks who shop at HEB for their weekly groceries and linger on the book aisle and pick up this novel, I think they’d be entertained for a few hours and enjoy themselves. 


The best thing? They will have read a book. And maybe, just maybe, they’ll read another one. Because you can’t have too many readers in the world. 


Tuesday, July 23, 2024

Homicide is Coming Back

To celebrate the news that Homicide has finally been cleared of all the legal obstacles that were preventing it from being streamed (Peacock will have it starting August 19th), I decided to repost a piece I wrote 7 years ago for Criminal Element about the very first episode of Homicide, which I saw when it first aired 31 years ago. Hard to believe it was that long ago, really, but it was, and as much time has gone by, as many great shows have aired since then, the series remains one of my all time favorites. That goes for crime shows or any kind of shows. I used to tape episodes on my old VCR, so I've seen a lot of the episodes more than once, but it has been years now since I've watched any (I no longer have a VCR), so I'll be excited, when it does start on Peacock, to go back to the show and the great actors and actresses who were on it. There are 122 episodes in all and the TV film, Homicide: The Movie that wrapped it up.  What a run it was.  But anyway, here's the piece I wrote about the premiere episode, and how that episode got me hooked for the years of intense and pleasurable viewing that were to come.


First in Series: Homicide: Life on the Street

In January, 1993, right after airing Super Bowl XXVII, NBC premiered the series Homicide: Life on the Street. I remember watching the first episode then because I had seen the promo spots for it during the game, and it appeared to be an intriguing enough police show to give it a try.

It’s amusing now to think which names I knew from among the creators and original cast and which I didn’t. NBC played up that filmmaker Barry Levinson was a driving force behind the show, and this did impress me. He’d made films I’d liked such as DinerTin Men, and The Natural, and as a Baltimore native who’d made good films set in the city, his involvement suggested that the Baltimore-set production might be something other than a conventional cop show.

The names of the actors in the large ensemble cast definitely caught my attention as well: Jon Polito from his Coen Brothers’ film work; Ned Beatty for countless movies; Yaphet Kotto from Blue Collar and Alien, among others; and Richard Belzer, an oddball comedian I knew from Saturday Night Live appearances. But Andre Braugher—who as Detective Frank Pembleton became the show’s most compelling character—I barely knew, and I’d never even heard of David Simon, a Baltimore Sun reporter on whose 1991 non-fiction book, Homicide: A Year on the Killing Streets, the show was based.  

Homicide ran from 1993 – 1999 on NBC for a total of 122 episodes. It concluded in February 2000 with Homicide: The Movie, in which nearly all the main cast members who had been on the show appeared. Despite a devoted following and critical acclaim, the show never pulled in very strong ratings, and throughout its run it seemed always to be in danger of cancellation.

Still, it did survive for those seven years, and what a consistently high-quality seven years they were. I watched every episode made, and that was during the period it aired, usually by taping the episode on VCR and playing it back soon afterwards (a way to skip the commercials). But how much of the show’s excellence, to go back to that January 1993 night, was apparent in Homicide’s pilot, “Gone for Goode”? Enough, apparently; after all, I did stick with the show after watching the pilot. It’s a pilot that, in its 40-minute-plus running time, contained a lot of what the entire series run would exhibit: an opener that sets the tone for the episodes and story arcs to follow.

The first scene shows two detective partners out at night at a murder scene, canvassing the area. They are the black Meldrick Lewis (Clark Johnson) and the white Steve Crosetti, (Jon Polito). They banter as they do their work, and it doesn’t take long for their jibes to turn ethnic. After Crosetti shares a piece of philosophical wisdom he says he picked up from an excerpt of a book, Lewis calls him “a little fat-head guinea, a little Italian salami brain.”

Later Detective Frank Pembleton (Braugher), who prefers to work alone, is forced to go out on a case with Detective Bo Felton (Daniel Baldwin). These two seem not to like each other much, and Pembleton, unprovoked, wastes no time in confronting Felton about his racial attitudes, saying that his own excellence as a detective is something Felton has difficulty handling. Felton, says Pembleton, resents him because to see a top-notch black detective reminds Felton that he is no better than Pembleton, and this makes Felton’s world a little less understandable. No, answers Felton; he resents Pembleton not because he’s black, but because he’s imperious and arrogant, which, in fact, he is.

At the time, it was fresh and original to see this kind of naturalistic, semi-humorous, ethnically-inflected dialogue on a cop show. It was unusual (and it happens here twice in the episode’s first twenty minutes) to see a black character laying into a white one. From the get go, Homicide made it clear that we are in an urban environment where people of every type are abrasive and idiosyncratic, though none of their individual quirks takes away from their professionalism as a group.

For the length of the series, Homicide depicted the difficulties, absurdities, and dynamic possibilities inherent in a diverse work force that has to rub shoulders every day, and the first episode contained the seeds for all this. It also established that this would not be a show dealing in anything close to stereotype. When rookie Tim Bayliss arrives at the station and asks to see Lieutenant Giardello, he is pointed toward where Crosetti and Yaphet Kotto’s character are talking. He introduces himself to Crosetti, assuming he is Giardello, but Yaphet Kotto, with a very Italian hand gesture, says to him, “Hey, I’m Giardello.” We’ll learn later in the series that Al Giardello had a Sicilian-American father and an African-American mother, and the duality of his upbringing will be reflected in his character. He speaks Italian well, loves Italian food, and is equally at ease working and spending off-duty time with white or black officers.

As for Pembleton, we see in the scene with Bo Felton that he is fiery, proud, and stubborn. That he comes from New York City and began his career there marks him as an outsider among his colleagues. We will also come to learn that he’s the most cerebral and eccentric of the detectives, a Jesuit-educated cop who knows Latin and Greek, wears ties with pink polka dots, and orders milk when he drinks in a bar.

Who can think of Homicide now without picturing the station white board on which each detective has their name written? Below that name is a list of names representing cases that detective is the primary investigator on. A case name written in red marker ink is an open case; a name in black ink is a closed case.

The first episode establishes the importance of this board and how, at times, squad members’ lives revolve around it. No cop wants to have too much red under their name, and through seven seasons, we’ll see a number of times a particular detective stands gazing at the board in satisfaction or frustration, depending on how many open cases they have.

The board can become a point of obsession for these police, and there is an existential aspect to it. Just when a detective’s name may be sitting above a list of all black names, allowing a moment of peace for the investigator, the phone rings, the detective answers, and a new case begins, going up in red under the detective’s name. Homicide used the image of the board in a way that reminded one of Camus’s “Myth of Sispyhus.” No matter how often you roll the rock up the hill, it will roll back down, signaling a return to ground zero and the need to push the rock back up. Same with the police—all police everywhere—but Homicide captured this quality better than any show I can recall, the sense of repetitive absurdity behind the job’s seriousness.

Then there’s The Box. This is the squad’s interrogation room, and in the series opener, a scene unfolds in which Pembleton and Bayliss—partnered up for the first time—question a murder suspect. Is it an interrogation, though? As Pembleton tells Bayliss before they enter the room to talk to the man in custody, “What you will be privy to witness will not be an interrogation, but an act of salesmanship … but what I am selling is a long prison term to a client who has no genuine use for the product.”

Inside The Box, Pembleton proceeds to berate, cajole, and finally break down the suspect, essentially tricking him into confessing to the killing after the man comes right up to the edge of asking for a lawyer. When he and Bayliss exit The Box, Bayliss is appalled that Pembleton cut the man off when he was on the verge of requesting an attorney, but Pembleton brushes him off with a brutally realistic rebuttal that puts what they just did into perspective. It’s a strong scene, fiercely acted, and it led to a later episode the first season, “Three Men and Adena.” Episode one director Barry Levinson liked the Pembleton-Bayliss Box scene so much, he said a whole episode could be filmed around an interrogation, and that’s what happened in the fifth episode, written by Tom Fontana.

Pembleton and Bayliss bring in an old street merchant (Moses Gunn) who they suspect has killed 11-year-old Adena Watson. We saw her body at the end of episode one, and her death becomes the first case Bayliss takes as primary.

Through several episodes, he puts everything he has into solving the case. For almost all of episode five, he and Pembleton go at it, trying to break down the old man. But as close as they appear to come to getting a confession, they never do. Tired and angry after their marathon stint in The Box, they have to let the man go. It seems that he probably was the murderer, but even to the audience, there is not one hundred-percent certainty about this. Bayliss isn’t sure anymore whether the old man killed the girl, but Pembleton thinks he did do it.

Despite their failure, something constructive results from the questioning: Pembleton voices a respect for Bayliss he hasn’t had until now. From this point on, their partnership becomes a complex and fascinating component of the series, and the episode let audiences know that not all cases would get solved. As in real life, not all stories on Homicide would end tidily. But as the show’s creators said, Homicide’s fictional murder of an 11-year-old girl was based on the real killing of a girl that age, and they felt “it would be a disservice to the real girl to have this fake TV solution.”

Homicide had a distinctive look for seven years, and episode one had that look in spades. Handheld cameras ceaselessly moving create an ambiance of life captured on the fly. There is nothing stagy in the actors’ movements; you frequently get the feeling that the cameras are trying to keep up with people as they talk, hurry to and from crime scenes, and rush to pick up phones. Color is muted, and the TV frame often teems with movement.

The jump cut was something rarely used in television then—typical were match cuts for maximum smoothness and flow—but Homicide employed it as a regular device. Jean Luc Godard’s film Breathless (1960), with all its jump cuts, served as an inspiration for the show’s editing, and from the initial episode, Homicide used this technique to keep viewers alert and off balance. The discontinuities add a bracing stylization to the realistic aesthetic, and this tension—between naturalism and an intense, slightly heightened reality—lasted until the series ended.

Baltimore’s first great crime show—that was Homicide. And as with David Simon’s The Wire, the city itself functioned as a character. Filmed on location from its beginning, Homicide announced itself as something different, not a New York City or LA cop show, and I remember the excitement I felt watching the first episode. Here was an energetic show committed to moving around a city I didn’t know well and that had a unique personality. By the time the show concluded, I felt like I knew Baltimore (as much as one can through a show) and had added it to my mental list of great crime fiction cities.

I’m happy that Homicide got a seven-year run after that first night and that I was there from the start, sucked in by the promos during the Super Bowl. For once, a network promoting its own product had something worthwhile to peddle.

Saturday, July 20, 2024

Another Visit to Patterson, New Jersey with Andy Carpenter

By

Scott D. Parker


What is it with storms, power outages, and Andy Carpenter?


Beryl: The Rest of the Story


I wrote last week’s post during my Friday lunch hour and went home to a house without electricity. Last Saturday, I returned to Lowe’s to buy two more 5-gallon gas cans (daily gas runs were getting old) and had half a mind to buy a second generator. An older worker at Lowe’s said I didn’t need to because my 6,500-watt generator was more than enough to run all the fans, window AC, and the fridge. The wife and I cleaned the fridge and plugged it in. Within the hour, the thing was making ice. Yay! No more ice runs.


Sunday morning after church, our street and the nearby Little League ball fields were swarming with utility trucks, mainly from Oklahoma and Michigan. I spent the afternoon tying up the debris I put in piles and at 2:54, electricity was restored.


And we kept the generator on and our fingers crossed for an additional two hours.


Sunday evening, we put away the generator and all the detritus it took to power fans and ACs and TVs and just breathed a massive sigh of relief. Xfinity was also working so we were back to normal. 


It was not a pleasant week, but we made it work. All of us Houstonians did. What choice did we have? The wife made a diagram of precisely how we deployed all the cords and parts so when it happens again—and there will be a next time, and a next time—we’ll know what to do from the jump. 


Just so very happy it is over…except for losing power again this past Thursday afternoon for about two hours. With daylight fading, we started to pull everything back out and had gone as far as raising the easy-up and starting the generator when the power returned. Seriously.


Another Visit to Patterson, New Jersey


Before the storm arrived and again afterwards with my phone, I maxed out my allowable number of checked out items from the library and loaded them on my Kindle Paperwhite. You just never know what reading mood you’ll be in at any given time.


Turns out I wanted comfort reading and I turned to an author I discovered in the Christmas season of 2020: David Rosenfelt and his sarcastic lawyer, Andy Carpenter.


Andy (and David) is a dog lover and his beloved golden retriever, Tara, is with him along the way. Not in a cozy mystery way—where Tara solves the crime—but as a regular dog. In fact, it’s Andy’s love of dogs, his ownership of a rescue facility, and the fact that he has represented a dog before that gets him his latest case, as related in New Tricks, the seventh entry in the long-running series.


Waggy is a Bernese puppy and the court assigns Andy to be the guardian. You see, Waggy is the child of a champion show dog which makes him coveted in a custody battle. Why is he in this position? His owner has been murdered so Andy visits the grieving widow and notices that she and her step-son do not get along. 


No sooner does Andy visit the house and get a sense of Waggy than an explosion erupts. The mansion is destroyed, the widow is dead, and local prosecutors have a prime suspect: the son. Why? Well, he hates his step-mom, he now is in line to inherit his dad’s fortune, and he can’t really explain what he was doing the night his dad was brutally murdered. Oh, and he served in the Marines where he specialized…in explosives.


I think you can see why Andy takes a second case: defense of the son. What makes it more complicated? (mild spoiler alert) Andy and his cadre of friends and associates discover the identity of the father’s killer. But he’s winds up dead before Andy can ask more questions. Now Andy has to figure out how to prove his client’s innocence without iron-clad proof and discover why so many people are after Waggy.


Coincidentally, I read the first Andy Carpenter novel during the February 2021 freeze here in Houston. I didn’t think about it when I started New Tricks, but realized it as my 2024 No Power For a Week life went on.


What made this book extra special was Waggy. He is a Bernese mountain dog. In June, we adopted a rescue dog with Bernese in the mix. Every time Rosenfelt described Waggy’s actions, I just nodded. My Bernese mix was pretty much exactly the same.


The Andy Carpenter novels are wonderful books, filled with a wry narrator whose sarcasm can get him in trouble, but makes for a fun read (or listen). Now I’m going to have to read one without living through a natural disaster.

Thursday, July 18, 2024

Fiction with a kick

 


Look at all that talent!! Pick up your copy today:


“Bloody, vengeful, revelatory. Some of today’s best crime and horror writers sharpen their power and writing tools and spill blood on the page in righteous tribute to the fiction world’s most justice-focused figure, Bishop Rider. This is an incredible collection of stories not to be missed.” —Curtis Ippolito, author of Burying the Newspaper Man

Bishop Rider Lives: An Anthology of Retribution brings together some of the best crime writers from the genre for this fantastic and brutal collection of stories exploring vigilante justice and bloody, heart-pounding, kinetic action sequences. A must read. I finished and wanted more!” —Lee Matthew Goldberg, Anthony and Lefty Award-nominated author of The Mentor and The Great Gimmelmans

“In Bishop Rider Lives, an all-star cast of crime writers come together to paint the town bloody red. But for all the satisfying gore and payback, the power is in the small moments, the snippets of bystanders and victims’ lives impacted and bettered by our favorite avenging angels. The mission doesn’t simply continue, it flourishes and strains to new emotional highs.” —James Queally, award-winning journalist and critically acclaimed author of the Russell Avery novels

Get yours

Saturday, July 13, 2024

Dispatches from Houston in the Aftermath of Hurricane Beryl

By 

Scott D. Parker


Who would have thought an approaching hurricane would have been the easy part?


Hurricanes are scary things. Their approach can knife fear down your spine, give your stomach that funny feeling you get when you ride a roller coaster, and cause you to lose sleep. I experienced all those things last weekend as Beryl—which had already devastated Jamaica—opted to head north to Houston.


The Hurricane Itself


The wife and I plus our two dogs and a cat went to bed on Sunday night expecting Beryl to arrive in the wee small hours of the morning. Storms are always scarier at night. We had spent the day prepping the house, staging our flashlights and camp lanterns, and hoping for the best. Our neighbor has a very large pine tree and I prayed that it would not fall and hit our house, their house, or the power lines. 


I live in an older neighborhood, built in the early 1970s, with trees that are in their fifties. Around 2:30 am, I heard a thump. A limb in our front yard with a diameter of about 8-10 inches broke and fell across the street. I sighed, knowing exactly what I’d be doing in the morning after the storm passed.


The power went out Monday at 6:00 am. To be honest, it lasted longer than I expected. Normal work days for me have the coffee machine start at 4:45 am and I even had the thought that I should have set it. Looking out the window in the early dawn haze, I could see the wind whipping the branches around. I got a better look at that giant limb. Missed the neighbor’s car, mailbox, and my mailbox. Tree debris was everywhere. Branches from smaller trees were broken and hanging. It was scary. I found myself willing time to go faster so we could get through the storm, start the cleanup, and get Centerpoint’s workers out to bring up the power.


The Lack of Power


Late morning on Monday, most neighbors ventured outside and started cleaning up. I fully expected to get my chainsaw and cut up the tree, but a couple of guys with massive pickups and tow straps actually dragged that limp to the nearby baseball fields. Tres cool for me. Certainly made my job easier.


The rest of Monday was just cleanup. An 8-ft section of fence in our garden blew down so I propped it up and stabilized it. The tree debris I put in smaller piles that I’ll go back and tie together. The weather was mostly cloudy so the temperatures were not unbearable. And, to be honest, Monday night without power was remarkably mild, especially after a cold shower and the camp fans blowing on us. 


Tuesday was a different story. Typical July-in-Houston weather returned and it “only” got into the lower 90s with a heat index of 103. Yay. Taking the wife’s warnings to heart, I didn’t do any physical activities or additional cleanup because I’d have no way of cooling down. I took a care package across town to our son who was ill so that ate up most of the day for me.


Not so the wife and pets. They stayed home. We learned that if you stay still, with cool washcloths on your forehead and neck, you can tolerate the warm air blowing in the rooms. Just like we did in the freeze of 2021, we sealed off most of the rooms with closed doors, drawn blinds, and towels on windows to keep out the sunlight. We discovered just how many dead zones our house has, causing us to frequently go outside to maybe get a signal. That evening, people and pets piled in our car and we drove around to get some AC and cell signals. Plus, I had to continue my Wordle streak. Priorities. 


In all of the driving around, we were able to see how fortunate we were. Most of the houses near us had little damage other than downed limbs, but there were a few that were jaw dropping. Massive 30-in. diameter trees that just leaned over onto a house. Another massive tree that was split down the middle, one half blocking the street and the other on the house. It was visual evidence that as much as we humans try and tame nature, nature often wins. 


Wednesday for me wasn’t bad. I drove to the office and worked in the AC all day. The wife and the pets didn’t. Neither did my parents who lost power to their house, but their neighbors had power. Just one example of the randomness of the power outages. After work, I went to check on them and bring them ice. Texas-based grocery chain H-E-B is on the ball, both with gas and ice. I made 6 ice runs in three days and saw 5 different brands of ice, some as far away as Mississippi. 


The Cruel Tease


Thursday was another work day for me, but with my mind still thinking about Wednesday night’s hotter sleeping experience, I was ready to buy a generator. On the way home from work, I bought and filled two 5-gallon jugs of gas and was on the way to Lowe’s to get the generator when the wife called. Power was back! I bypassed Lowe’s, got home, unloaded the gas cans, and started to sigh with relief. The router was on but the cable and internet were still out.


Forty minutes after the power came on, it went off again. Five minutes after that, I was on the way to Lowe’s. Bought a 6500-watt generator that was packaged in a box so big it would not fit in my car. Me and the helper at the store had to take the pieces out of the box and put the separate components in the car just to get it home. That thing is heavy. Hea-vy!


We put the thing together, placed it in the backyard under an easy-up, filled it with gas, and fired it up. Props to the machine, it started on the first pull. We figured everything out and strung 3 extension cords into the art room which has a window AC unit. Three fans moved the air into the master bedroom and we closed the hall door. Don’t need to cool the house, just a couple of rooms. While we have power, we’re still only working with 6,500 watts so we’re judicious with what’s plugged in. We’re still using the camp lanterns.


Oh, as for TV? Well, I found my wife’s old, small, analog TV, old enough to have the two knobs. It’s only 65 watts and I hooked it up to an old digital antenna. Gotta love old tech.


Where We Stand Now: The New Normal


I’m writing this during my lunch hour on Friday. Still no power, and a big-ass rain storm is moving over the city. While it’ll cool off the temperatures, it’ll also slow repairs. As of this morning, Centerpoint has turned on the lights for over a million people who didn’t have it as of Monday. We are among the 800,000+ folks still in the dark. How long will it last? No one knows, and the company has not been as forthcoming with individual estimates as we 800,000 would like. 


It’s odd how quickly we adjusted. Taking cold showers with a lantern set atop a stool which is set atop the bathroom counter. Shaving with cold water. Taking cold baths at night before bed and again in the morning. Taking a flashlight wherever you walk. Having zero TV or streaming to watch so passing the time playing games or reading. Cooking outside on the grill and staying outside as long as possible at night where it is “cooler”. Sleeping with no sheets and barely moving because if you do, you’ll feel the sweat break out on your forehead. Making an ice-and-gas run every morning before work to prep for the day.


Normally, the master is one of the hottest rooms in the house, but when we got it down to 81 last night, we were thrilled. Perspective. Like adding up the devices we want to run to make sure we don’t max out the generator. Perspective. Like knowing there are millions (billions?) of people in the world today who don’t have electricity to their houses or central air or fans and that’s normal for them. Perspective.


But perspective doesn’t cool a house or keep a fridge running. That takes infrastructure and equipment and manpower and money. The lights will come on again, and it’ll not be as fast as we want. But we, like so many others who already had generators and contingency plans, will be ready when the next thing hits. Because the next thing is going to hit. It will suck, but the Beryl Experience has taught us how to get ready, stay safe, adjust, and move on with life.

Tuesday, July 9, 2024

Dreaming of Babylon

If imitation is the best form of flattery, what does that make parody? A bit tired of reading seriously delivered, straightfaced crime fiction, I recently decided to go the parodic route and picked up a book I've been meaning to read for ages. I'm talking about Richard Brautigan's Dreaming of Babylon, his novel from 1977. I read a few Brautigans years and years ago (A Confederate General at Big Sur, Trout Fishing in America, The Hawkline Monster), and had not returned to him since. He's a quintessentially 1960s to mid-1970s writer, a writer who had a lot of success early in his career but who by the end of the 1970s was out of fashion and not selling well. As his friend Thomas McGuane said, "When the 1960s ended, he was the baby thrown out with the bath water. He was a gentle, troubled, deeply odd guy." Brautigan married and divorced twice and had a daughter, but by 1981 he was living alone in Bolinas, California, in Marin County, in a large house he had bought with his earlier earnings. An alcoholic who had talked many times of committing suicide, he died by self-inflicted gunshot wound in 1984. He had published 9 novels and 10 collections of poetry.


Dreaming of Babylon was his eighth novel. It's set in 1942 and the protagonist is private investigator C. Card, operating out of San Francisco. Down and out doesn't begin to describe him; he's a level beyond that. He's a guy way behind on the rent he needs for his cheap apartment. He has no car, so he has to take mass transportation wherever he goes. He does own a gun, but he's too poor to afford bullets to load it. Besides these problems, he's an incessant dreamer, a guy who has trouble keeping his mind on the business (such as he gets it) at hand.  As he says of himself in the novel's epigraph: 

I guess one of the reasons
that I've never been
a very good private detective
is that I spend too much time
dreaming of Babylon.

At least he has self-awareness. Dreaming while awake, while engaged in work, while out on a case, is his Achilles Heel, and he does everything he can to fight his weakness. He can't always though, and he winds up dreaming of Babylon wherever he may be, whether on the bus, on the street, or on a stakeout. What is Babylon exactly? I guess you could call it a mental space, a realm inside his head where narratives of his own peculiar devising unfold. It's a place he's been going to for years, since just after high school, and his visits began just after the time when he, C. Card, a fair baseball player in high school, was hit in the head by a fastball. The ball had been thrown by a pitcher when Card was trying out for a semi-pro team. As he says he found out that day, "It was really beautiful in Babylon. I went for a walk beside the Euphrates River. There was a girl with me. She was very beautiful and wearing a gown that I could see through. She had on an emerald necklace.
We talked about President Roosevelt. She was a Democrat, too. The fact that she had large firm breasts and was a Democrat made her the perfect woman for me."


A not unusual male type circa 1942, except this particular male lives all his romances in his mind. And he has to get out of his mind to solve the case he manages to get hired for. He has to borrow bullets for his gun from a cop friend of his named Sergeant Rink, and his investigations take him to the San Francisco morgue, whose main attendant he is friendly with and who has trouble keeping track of the bodies coming and going from the place. The morgue, in fact, becomes a central location for much of Dreaming of Babylon's action, and things go from absurd to doubly absurd as dead bodies get mixed up and Card feels the weight of having to interrupt his work in order to make his regular weekly call to his mother, who is, shall we say, less balanced than he is. It's a novel that has all the earmarks of Brautigan: whimsy, dark humor, suprising imagery, terse but poetic prose. It has the distinct Brautigan feeling of narrative freedom and unpredictability. It's a lark, in other words, albeit one with a tinge of yearning and melancholy, and with this book, Brautigan does for the PI novel what he does for the Western and the Gothic novel in The Hawkline Monster. He pokes fun at a form and its all too often predictable patterns, though he does not do it vicously. I found it a pleasurable and amusing read, just the playful thing I was looking for, an escape from the usual PI tropes that can become at times, let's face it, a little wearying.

Saturday, July 6, 2024

Jaws the Book vs. Jaws the Movie: Which is Better?

by

Scott D. Parker


I finally did something I’ve been wanting to do for many summers: read Peter Benchley’s Jaws. 


The original hardcover came out in February 1974 and the movie the following summer. I’ll admit that it took me quite a long time to see the movie. I can’t remember the first time I saw it, but it might’ve been on one of the network broadcasts. It wasn’t until the 1990s that I finally saw the whole thing. 


But what about the book? I remember my mom reading the paperback in the late 70s. This is one with the movie poster as its cover so you can imagine how much my pre-teen self enjoyed that cover. Wink. My library had both the ebook and the audiobook available last month so I decided this was the summer.


Oh, and book spoilers from here on out.


The Similar Things 


The story is the same one you know from the movie: a great white shark terrorizes the little summer town of Amity, New York. The deaths that follow threaten the town’s annual livelihood so something has to be done about the shark. 


Police Chief Martin Brody is from out of town, a former cop from New York, and his initial instinct is to close the beaches. He’s married and has three kids (the movie only has two). Harry Meadows is the editor of the newspaper and he and Brody are friends. Meadows calls in shark expert, Matt Hooper, to investigate.


Meanwhile, Mayor Larry Vaughn does not want the beaches closed because it’ll mean tourists and their money won’t come. And Quint is a fisherman who takes the job of hunting and killing the great white.


The overall plot of the book matches the movie but the film jettisons certain subplots.


The Differences


Ellen Brody grew up as one of the richer “summer” people. These are the folks who live elsewhere and come to live in Amity for the summer. Now she finds herself living full time in Amity and she’s having doubts about her life. She’s a mom of three kids. She’s married to a man that she’s not sure if she truly loves anymore because, partially because he “took her away” from that other lifestyle. 


Matt Hooper is decidedly not how Richard Dreyfuss is in the film. Where Dreyfuss is short and nerdy, in the book, Hooper is tall, handsome, and way younger. He’s also the younger brother of a guy Ellen dated. And he’s from that other life. All of that plays out against Ellen’s midlife crisis and, well, she cheats on Martin with Matt.


I kept thinking she’d turn away or that Matt would stop himself but no, they have their fling. But as the story plays out, Ellen does lots of soul searching and ultimately comes to realize that she likes the choices she made and is happy with her life. And she’s ready to turn the page and renew her relationship with her husband…if he survives the shark hunt.


Mayor Vaughn in both the movie and book wants to keep the beaches open, but in the book, there’s more than just civic pride. Turns out he’s in deep water with the mob and he needs the beaches open so that his day job as a realtor can be successful and he won’t get into more trouble.


Quint is still just as dedicated to killing the shark as Robert Shaw is in the movie, but it’s just for the money. Nonexistent is Movie Quint’s time aboard the USS Indianapolis and the Arab-like hatred of sharks. 


The ending is different as well. Hooper dies in the shark cage and Quint, rather than being eaten, is dragged underwater by a rope that snagged his leg and drowns. And the finale? Well, the shark is swimming to Brody as he hangs on the sinking boat and then just dies. And Brody swims to shore.


The Verdict



I won’t bury the lede: stick with the movie. And the vastly better movie poster.


The class-related sub-plot with Ellen is interesting as is the midlife questioning of her life’s choices. Having the mayor be in debt to the was a nice wrinkle, one that gave the character more motivation than the movie version. 


Quint is way better in the movie than the book as is the whole shark hunt final act. The camaraderie the three characters experience is wonderful and I like how each man comes to see the other two a little bit differently, especially when Quint and Hooper compare scars.


Robert Shaw’s monologue about the Indianapolis is spellbinding and remains one of the best parts of the movie.


And the ending, when Brody shoots the oxygen tank in the shark’s mouth the beast explodes is exactly the kind of ending you want in a summer blockbuster. And Hooper lives and they both swim to shore together.


I’m glad I read Jaws by Peter Benchley and I encourage others to give it a chance if you are curious. But I think I’ll be sticking with the 1975 film from here on out. The wife and I watched it again last week and it holds up remarkably well.


Sidenote: The wife read that Roy Scheider used his movie The French Connection to help Steven Spielberg to cast him as Brody. So I’ll give you one guess as to the next movie we watched.  


Thursday, July 4, 2024

Dive into August Snow

 


This week, Beau Johnson recommends AUGUST SNOW, from Stephen Mack Jones.


“Man, if you haven’t read Stephen Mack Jones’ Detroit crime novels about an ex-cop named August Snow, you ought to.”
—Mike Lupica, The New York Daily News

“Wonderful.”
—Nancy Pearl for KUOW Seattle

“Stephen Mack Jones's rock-solid debut,
 August Snow, is powered by the outgoing personality of the title hero and his deep affections for his hometown of Detroit. This author proves himself a natural entertainer.”
Chicago Tribune

“Jones, a Detroit-area poet and playwright brings the city, its environs, and its eateries to vital life in a mystery coiled around the contemporary crime du jour of cyber-finance meddling. His is that rare tale that, despite its thriller-level violence, maintains a fiercely warm heart at its core—and ends far too quickly.”
—The Boston Globe