Slow your roll, Author

If no one hates your book, you probably don't have enough people reading it. 

Following all the whackadoodle nonsense of authors fighting with readers about critical reviews, Goodreads has instituted this screen that authors see when they click on a less-than-stellar review of their own work. (Don't ask how I know this.) 

This is pretty hilarious, isn't it. The tone of the warning is wonderful. The calming, head-patting nature of the post itself cracks me up.