One of the best things about the INDEPENDENT STUDY launch and book tour is that I've been able to wrangle some of my favorite authors to spend some time on Do Some Damage while I am otherwise occupied. Today, I am beyond excited to introduce you to Robin Spano. If you don't know her and her writing - what's wrong with you??? (Kidding...sort of...maybe...) Not only is Robin an amazing friend and awesome person, she is a kick-butt author. I love Clare Vengel and I hope after reading this post you'll check out the books and spend a whole lot more time with Clare. You'll be glad you did!
Warm thanks to Joelle Charbonneau for inviting me to guest post on Do Some Damage while she's off on a glamorous book tour for her kickass YA series.
Joelle suggested a post that introduces readers to Clare Vengel (the undercover cop who stars in my mystery series), so I've taken the Proust Questionairre (which supposedly reveals someone's true nature) and asked Clare to answer it. Here's what she says:
1. What is your idea of perfect happiness?
A bottle of Bud, a few more in the fridge, and an evening on the couch with my man of the hour. In a perfect world, this is date six or seven. We've done the whole getting-to-know-you bit, but haven't dated long enough for baggage. We're just here, together, chilling and enjoying whatever's on TV.
2. What is your greatest fear?
Ending up alone and single, with not even a cat for company. I guess the honest truth is that I fear that I'm unloveable once someone gets to know the real me.
3. What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?
I wish I wasn't afraid of commitment.
4. What is the trait you most deplore in others?
Falseness. I hate people who pretend to be something they're not. Which is most people.
5. Which living person do you most admire?
Queen Latifah. She's kind and warm and she doesn't pretend.
6. What is your greatest extravagance?
My motorcycle jacket. I almost never spend money on myself, but when I saw this in the bike shop window, I was in love. Then I felt the leather—soft, smooth, supple—and I pulled out my debit card on the spot.
7. What is your current state of mind?
Relaxed. I'm halfway through my first beer of the night. I have a fresh pack of cigarettes so I won't have to go out.
8. What do you consider the most overrated virtue?
9. On what occasion do you lie?
When I'm undercover.
10. What do you most dislike about your appearance?
I'm too skinny, but no amount of beer and pizza seems to change that. I wish I had bigger breasts, and a more curvy, feminine figure.
11. Which living person do you most despise?
Shauna Bartlett. It's not really her fault; she's just engaged to the man I wish I had.
12. What is the quality you most like in a man?
I like him to be laid back enough that he can laugh at himself.
13. What is the quality you most like in a woman?
Same thing. Laid back and can laugh at herself.
14. Which words or phrases do you most overuse?
Fuck. I swear too much. I should temper that.
15. What or who is the greatest love of your life?
Lance McGraw. My high school boyfriend. He cheated on me with half of Orillia but I would take him back in a heartbeat.
16. When and where were you happiest?
I'm happiest on the back of my bike. On the highway, because there I can just ride and ride, without stoplights and yuppies in BMWs who cut me off because they think every lane is their lane.
17. Which talent would you most like to have?
I wish I could sing. I would kill to show up at karaoke night and put emotion into a song I love so the audience could feel it, too.
18. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
I would quit smoking.
19. What do you consider your greatest achievement?
Landing my job as an undercover cop. I know I'm not good enough at it yet. But I want to be. I will be.
20. If you were to die and come back as a person or a thing, what would it be?
A dolphin or a whale. They live a long time and they're smart, but they don't have all the angst we humans do. Plus, it would be cool to live in the ocean, to experience the underworld, literally.
21. Where would you most like to live?
New York City.
22. What is your most treasured possession?
My Triumph motorcycle.
23. What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery?
Visiting my family. Actually, I think the lowest depth of misery would be inside my parents' lives. No one does unhappy like they do.
24. What is your favorite occupation?
I love to work on cars. To troubleshoot a mechanical issue is my favorite puzzle in the world. Like sudokus, but with real life objects.
25. Who are your favorite writers?
Pink. I know she's a singer, not a book writer, but her lyrics really speak to me so I consider her a modern day poet.
26. Who is your hero of fiction?
Sabrina from Charlie's Angels.
27. Which historical figure do you most identify with?
Winston Churchill. He drank too much and put his foot in his mouth, but he always got the job done.
28. Who are your heroes in real life?
My old boss, Roberta. She's a mechanic, she has her own shop, and I admire the way she pulled her life together after her husband left her a single mother with no education.
29. What do you most dislike?
Materialistic people who care more about collecting wealth and nice things than they do about experiencing real life.
30. What is your greatest regret?
I didn't treat Kevin well. I gave him all the shit I wanted to give Lance, except he was a different guy, kinder and more honorable. If I could go back and relive that relationship, I'd be way nicer to him.
31. How would you like to die?
On the back of my bike, on a lonely mountain highway, when I'm in my 90s or older and I've done everything I came for.
32. What is your motto?
“I can't change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to always reach my destination.” (Jimmy Dean.)
To read Clare's rookie case for free, join me on Wattpad, where with the encouragement and editorial help of ECW Press, I'm re-releasing Dead Politician Society free as an e-serial.
Or catch Clare's latest (and greatest) adventure, Death's Last Run, in bookstores now.